Jun 252012

Sing it to the tune of ‘Doggy in the Window” No? K.

As teasers and finger massagers go, I’m not impressed. There are other toys that can be used for the same thing but are also insertable, made from better materials, and don’t have the vibration issue that Chandra does.

+ Discreet
+ Antibacterial agent
+ Rechargable
- Vibrations felt through the finger holders
– 45-60 minutes of use per charge


Chandra is an intimate finger massager. Everything about this product’s advertising speaks to a wide range of users. The toy is extremely versatile. These can be great as teasers, warm-ups, used during foreplay, and maybe even in a blindfold/cuffs situation,depending on your kink factor. This is nice if you want to explore another area of of BDSM called sensory/sensation play. If kink isn’t your thing, Chandra can still be used as a clitoral vibrator for solo play. While I wouldn’t recommend her for a deep-tissue massage, she can do a good job at tickling your nipples. She’ll do a great job running along the shaft of the penis, the testicles, and the perineum.You can run this massager safely over almost all parts of the body. Almost. Teasing around the anal cavity is always an option, but just know that this toy can’t be sterilized. However, you can put a condom on it. I don’t suggest actual insertion, either vaginally or anally with Chandra. She’s small and… who knows, but that’s just really an ER visit that no one wants to pay for.You’re not getting an obvious toy with Chandra. This is a product that wouldn’t freak your grandmother out if you left it on your nightstand. You could even turn it on and she probably couldn’t hear it from across the room.

Material / Texture

Chandra is made from your average, smooth plastic. However, it has a softer, even smoother, plastic coating over the end part of it. There’s no flexibility to this toy. The entire massager is firm. There’s no odor to the hard plastic part and only the slightest hint of a ‘new’ smell to the softer coating. Chandra has antibacterial properties, is made of food-grade material, is hypoallergenic, is latex and phthalates free.The softer plastic portion has a limited amount of texture on it. Some thin lifted oval shapes widely encircle the rounded tip and there’s a deeper crevice that scoops almost from one end of the coating to the other. On the top of the toy is what is best described as a textured stamp from the manufacturer, Emotional Bliss. This has a little drag to it and you might find yourself needing a little lubricant. Water, oil, and silicone are all viable options.Chandra comes with three different size finger holders that you can slide onto the massager in order to fit different users. All three holders are made out of hard, smooth plastic. The only texture they have are some sharply pointed ends. Think – cat scratching! Depending on your kink factor these could be used for some sensory play all by themselves.On the top of the harder plastic part of the massager there’s a tiny raised portion, the recharging port, and another, larger raised portion. Both raised portions are used to connect the finger holders to the massager. None of the parts of the massager that I’ve just mentioned actually come in contact with the body when used as recommended.

Design / Shape / Size

Chandra is small. She’s 3 inches in total length, 3 inches in circumference, 1 inch in diameter, and 1.5 ounces in weight. We have bugs bigger than this down South. Chandra extremely discreet. This item isn’t noticeable as a sex toy in the least.This toy is rechargable, and her cord is 6 feet long. This doesn’t matter because you’re not supposed to be using her while she’s plugged up. In fact, when you first get her, she’s supposed to go straight into the wall for a 12 hour charge. Like I said, no playing with her while she’s charging. Emotional Bliss says it will reduce the operating life of the battery. As it is, Chandra can only run 45-60 minutes on a charge. Who gets a sex toy and happily plugs it into the wall for a 12 hour charge without turning it on and playing with it? I did, that’s who. I just wanted to see what she was all about!Chandra’s vibrations run throughout the entire massager. Unfortunately, even with the finger holder on, you can still feel the vibrations. The sensations are also slightly dulled by the soft, plastic coating.There in a seam that runs from the top over the toy, over the tip, and back down the length of it. However, it couldn’t be felt while in use.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls for Chandra could not be more simple. At the back of the toy there is a small power button. Press it turn the toy on and off. Since it only has one level of vibration, it doesn’t get any easier than this.Chandra is very quiet. You can barely hear her if she’s under the covers. If you have on any music, a fan, T.V., or any other distracting noise, you could easily get away with using her in the same room as another person. Even without all of those things, you can’t hear her through a closed door.I found Chandra’s vibrations to be on par with those of the Nexus G-Play Medium and the Diamond Spot Vibrator. The only difference is that Chandra is more on the rumbly side and has less of a buzz to it.

Care and Maintenance

When it comes to cleaning, Emotional Bliss warns to avoid using cleansing wipes as it could affect the medical grade plastic over time. The suggested ways to clean Chandra are with mild soap and a damp cloth, avoiding the charging port. Don’t submerge the toy in water. It’s NOT waterproof. Also, don’t clean it while it’s plugged in.All Emotional Bliss massagers have an antibacterial agent incorporates into the manufacturing process of the soft plastic. When the soft, plastic layer comes in contact with moisture, the outer layer of the chemicals in the plastic slowly dissolve, releasing silver ions to the surface. According the Emotional Bliss, The silver ions are 99% effective against a wide range of micro-organisms.Chandra picks up a tiny amount of lint. A quick rinse before using will take care of this. You can store Chandra and all of her parts back in her box, as it’s small and discreet. Given her small size, you can store this toy almost anywhere. Just don’t forget to store the finger holders with her!


Chandra came packaged in a thick plastic back that I had to rip open with my teeth. The bag was inside a sturdy little paper box along with the charger, and information booklet, and three finger holders (S,M,L). Emotional Bliss really put some money into their advertising. Their booklet is jam packed with information on Chandra as well as her sister-massager, Isis. They even have a few pages dedicated to some of their other products and lubes.The box was very informative, listing the specs for the toy and everything the box included. At the bottom of the box, Emotional Bliss informs us that the vibration frequency of 80Hz is the perceived frequency to stimulate the erogenous zones. However, during development, Emotional Bliss found that 80Hz is more responsive in women between the ages of 18-30 years old. Women age 30+ prefer the Chandra with the increased vibration of 110Hz. Emotional Bliss makes me wonder if I’m old enough to use this toy.

Personal comments

The antibacterial agent is an interesting an unique feature. However, I think that if we didn’t have to take so much care with cleaning it, I would be more impressed with it. I would love to have the ability to clean Chandra as thoroughly as I’d like AND have the antibacterial agent.


I refer to these toys as teasers. They are good for The Husband to use on me as a warm-up during foreplay, for me to prep myself for a bigger and badder toy while going solo, or while being teased during a session. While their vibrations aren’t incredibly strong, these types of toys can be very beneficial. Unfortunately, The Husband and I both agree that the vibrations on Chandra travel through the finger handles way too much.
The Husband: I don’t like it. Get it off.
Me: Really?
The Husband: Yes, really.
The day you can vibrate my finger and make me orgasm is the day I’ll be a very happy girl.

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Jun 242012

When I got Je Joue’s FiFi, I was excited. No, I was fucking thrilled. At that time – Fifi was the nicest thing I had to put inside my vagina. Fifi made me want to take my toy reviewing to another level. Then I used her. What a let down. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Je Joue’s products! Mimi and Uma are my two favorite and most often used toys (at this time.)  If you want to check out the review that I did for the Mimi or the review that I did for the Uma, you can.

However, Fifi was such an extreme let down. Although a wonderfully made piece of sex toy, It just didn’t fit me. It was a great in every other way, but it was just those jacked up ears that couldn’t get it together. They sent me right into “WTFland. That doesn’t mean that Fifi won’t work for you. Hell, it might send you over the moon. The point is, not every sex toy fits every body type.


Je Joue’s FiFi is a rabbit type vibrator that is geared towards those who enjoy simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation. The toy is of average size and its ease of use should interest both beginners and more advanced sex toy users. The Fifi’s controls are easily located at the front of the toy making it enjoyable with a partner or in solo play.

Fifi is fine to play with while completely submersed in water and functions exactly the same as it does out of water. While not completely discreet, Fifi looks like a much cuter version of the original rabbit vibrators out there.


The Fifi is made from a hard inner form and covered with an incredibly soft matte coat made of 100% silicone. Silicone is known to repel dirt, bacteria, and is non-porous. It’s made of food-grade material, is hypo-allergenic, latex, and phthalates free.

There is no smell or taste to the Fifi and the only flexibility found in the toy is located in the ‘ears’, and even that is minimal. The smooth texture can be enjoyed by anyone and makes only a small amount of water based lube necessary. Since Fifi has a silicone coat ONLY use a water based lube.


Je Joue’s FiFi is designed to be a rabbit style vibrator. It’s ears are each almost 2 inches long and a bit more bulbous at the tip where a small motor is located in each. The ears come off the toy at about a 40 degree angle and are the only part of the toy where you will find any flexibility at all and even that is limited. FiFi’s entire length is 8 inches long with only about 5 of those inches being insertable. It has a circumference of 4.5 inches at the end of the shaft and about 3 inches at the smallest (middle) part of the shaft.


The Fifi has multiple uses. The body of the product is used to stimulate the inside of the vagina and G-spot while the ears are meant to stimulate the clitoral area. Unfortunately, there is only one set of controls for all three motors. The motors are located at the end of the Fifi’s shaft and one in each ear. Since they are not each independently controlled, when you change the power of the body, the power of ears change, too.

HINT: I had a *very* hard time getting the middle button to press.

There’s a positive sign (+) and a negative sign (-). If you press and hold the positive sign, the toy will turn on. If you press and hold the negative sign, the toy will turn off. Pressing the positive sign will allow you to explore Fifi’s five different intensity settings, each one being a constant rumble, the next more stronger than the last.

Fifi has six different patterns:
1. A half of a second pulse on the lowest level of intensity. All motors vibrate together.
2. A quick climax from the second level of intensity down to the first. All motors vibrate together.
3. 1/4 of a second pulse on the third level of intensity. All motors vibrate together.
4. A half of a second pulse on the fourth level of intensity. The ears vibrate back and forth while the shaft is one a one second vibration.
5.1/4 of a climbing pulse to the fifth level of intensity. The shaft motor vibrates and then both ear motors vibrate back and forth.
6. A half second pulse on the sixth level of intensity. During this pattern the shaft motor vibrates first, then the ears vibrate simultaneously.

Fifi is also a bit loud. The toy can be heard through covers and possibly through a closed door. The more pressure applied to the toy, the louder it seems to get.

Fifi has a two hour life span before it must be charged. It charges while attached to its magnetic charging port. The magnets connect to the buttons and in two hours, Fifi will be at full charge again. While the toy is charging, the tiny Je Joue heart will flash. When the two hours are up and Fifi is fully charged, the heart will completely glow.


Since silicone attracts fuzzies, hair and lint so easily, it’s best to store Fifi in a plastic or cloth bag. You can only store 100% silicone toys with other 100% silicone toys or else damage to the toys may occur.

Because this toy has a motor, it can’t tossed in the dishwasher.

Quick and easy ways to disinfect/sanitize and clean are:
1. Use a clean, soft cloth and a 10% bleach solution to wipe down the toy. (This will sterilize your Fifi)
2. Toy wipes, or any other wipe that says “sanitizing” or “anti-bacterial” on the packaging.
3. Use a clean soft cloth soaked with a soapy water solution. Rub together a bit of antibacterial soap and warm water and give the toy a good wipe down.
4. Use a tiny bit of rubbing alcohol.

Fifi should be used with water based lubricants only.


Fifi comes in a plastic, recyclable box with a picture of the toy and information in several different languages on it explaining that it’s waterproof and rechargeable. Inside the plastic box is a more designer, discreet, black box that is more appropriate for storage. It houses the small, magnetic charger, a small information booklet, and the toy itself.

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Jun 162012


She was too stunned to move. After what seemed like minutes, she did, tripping over herself and her dress. She crawled, tumbling, scrambling, and staring at him, mouth agape, just trying to …go. Her brain couldn’t process the actions of fleeing and questioning him at the same time. It hadn’t had time to sink in. She had felt fear with him before, but fear was coming to the forefront as her main emotion.

She ran, tripping over that huge, beautiful dress, the bottom of which was being torn to rags and covered in filth, despite her gathering and grasping at it during the chase. Her hair had fallen from its long, perfect braid. Now coils of it stuck to her dewy neck, face, and breasts. She was unable to brush back her hair and hold the bondage which was her dress while she ran.

Stopping now, here, in the open like this, even just to catch her breath, and she’d be his. She had to keep going. She could feel him. Could she smell him, too? She didn’t even know why he’d let her go in the first place.

In the nose and out the mouth, right? Her hands tangled in and lifted up the expensive and damaged fabric. Her bare feet and legs were dirty and scratched. One last look around, revealing nothing but a calm, quiet forest made her only slightly less anxious. It was foggy and the farther she went inside, the darker it got. She also didn’t know exactly what she was running from.

Quickly and easily, he was up and over the wooden rails, and her cheek was on its way to the earth’s floor. He clawed down her back and the dress she’d worn shredded away, flippantly into the wind. Tiny dots of blood rose to the surface of her tenderized flesh. She let out a scream that frightened everything that heard it, except him; it excited him. He buried his face at her neck, slowly and fully taking in the scent of her. He lifted his face to the heavens and exhaled slowly.

She was His.

Jun 162012

She arrived with  much expectation on my part. Granted, I had not sent the drapes out to be cleaned or the rugs out to be beaten, yet the excitement  was there. My girl walked in with the box and I immediately knew that The Lady had arrived. With all her luxury and obvious quality, now that I had her in my hands, I wanted to make her dirty. I wanted to take off her pearls and tie her up with them. It was going to be an interesting night, one that would start with Lady Gigi’s flat, smooth, buttery face forced up against my clit and then deeper inside to rumble against my G-spot.

How can one not like quality and luxury? However, I feel like we can’t overlook the basic fact that we’re also paying for strength of vibration. I didn’t get that. This was not a toy that had vibrations which were able to get me off. This is another middle of the pack vibrator that just happened to be wearing pearls.

Gigi is a luxury G-spot vibrator. Her vibrations are a bit more than middle of the road, and anyone from beginner to the more advanced will enjoy the quality that comes with owning her. Gigi is designed so that she can be used during masturbation or couple’s play time. Even having a partner to do it for you is easy with Gigi. You can use her flat head to caress, encircle, or even push a little more forcefully against the most sensitive parts of flesh. Let’s not leave the men out on this one. Take Gigi for a run up the shaft and around the testicles during oral sex. Use her to stimulate your partner’s perineum. You can make her what you will. That’s a toy that can be really be enjoyed. Just don’t use her for anal. She doesn’t have the base for that. I don’t think a girl like Gigi’s ever even been to that part of town. However, like most upstanding ladies, she’s quiet, great to take out and about, and very discreet.

Material / Texture

Gigi is made from two materials: silicone and plastic. The silicone is a non-porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates free, food-grade material. It is firm, completely inflexible, and very smooth. Gigi’s quality can be felt in how velvety her silicone stem is. There’s little to no drag, but even the smallest amount can easily be taken care of with a little water based lube.

Design / Shape / Size

Manufactured by LELO, Gigi is designed to stimulate the G-spot. However, her flattened head provides wonderful stimulation for many parts of the body. Gigi’s vibrations are felt in the stem of the toy and aren’t really felt in the handle too much. It’s locking feature makes it great to travel with. Simply hold down the middle of the interface for four seconds and the circular LED light will go off. Gigi is locked! Do the same thing and the LED light comes on. Gigi is unlocked!

Gigi isn’t a large toy. Her entire length is 6 1/2 inches. Her insertable length is 4 1/2 inches. Her circumference is 3 1/2 inches, diameter is 1 1/8 inches and her weight is 1lb.

Gigi comes with her own charger. Once she arrived at my house, she went directly into the wall. Her Li-Ion battery needs at least a two hour charging time for a four hour play time. She can sit on standby for up to 90 days before she has to be charged again. At the bottom of the toy you’ll find a small, discreet LELO stamped piece of protective silicone. Gently pulling it to the side will reveal Gigi’s charging port. Simply plug her in and watch as her entire LED interface begins its constant pulse. After her two hours of charging, Gigi’s LED interface will emit a steady glow. We are now ready to party.

Always remember not to use Gigi while she’s charging. Don’t charge Gigi for more than 24 hours. If Gigi’s battery is running low, her LED interface will emit a red glow, which will prompt you to charge her.

Functions / Performance / Controls
Gigi’s interface includes four buttons. In order to increase the levels of vibrations, simply press the (+) button. In order to decrease the levels of vibration, simply press the (-) button.
Gigi has five modes in which to stimulate yourself with:
1. Continuous vibration
2. Pulse
3. Fast pulse
4. Faster pulse
5. Escalation
In order to scroll through these, there are up an down arrows on the interface that allows for it.

If you need to immediately turn Gigi off, press and hold the middle of the interface for one second and she’ll become instantly silent.

Care and Maintenance

Only use antibacterial soap and warm water to clean your Gigi. Take care never to get water near the interface or charging port. You’ll also want to stick with water based lubricants. Silicone lubricants can cause an ugly reaction to your toy, just as storing your Gigi with other silicone toys. Use the pouch that LELO sent you for storage and keep Gigi tucked away safe, free of lint and debris.


Gigi arrived in layers of luxury. On the outside of the first, paper, recyclable box is a full-sized photo of Gigi. This box includes a lists of contents, quite a few advertising features in at least six different languages, and a blurb about Gigi.

The second box is made of a thicker, cardboard-like material. It’s all black and compartmentalized for Gigi’s charger, an insert for Gigi herself, a lint-free bag, the warranty, instruction manual, and sample of LELO Lubrication.

If the first, paper box were removed, the second would make a wonderful gift. Gigi’s box would also make a lovely place for storage. I can’t imagine anyone giving it a second look, even if left out on a nightstand. It’s very discreet and even the LELO name blends into the box.

The LELO Personal Lubricant sample is water based, glycerine,  and paraben free.

Gigi comes with a one year warranty and a ten year quality guarantee. The one year warranty begins the date the product is purchased and covers against defects due to faulty workmanship or materials. The warranty covers working parts that affect the function of the toy. It does NOT cover cosmetic deterioration caused by fair wear and tear or damage cause by accident, misuse or neglect. Any attempt to take apart the toy (or its accessories) will void the warranty.

If you run over Gigi with your car, they won’t send you another one. If you use Gigi so much that her poor silicone layer is nothing but a sad nub, they won’t send you another one. However… you’ll be a happy camper

Some things to take into consideration:

I had some issues with Gigi’s interface. While using her, I kept hitting a button that I didn’t mean to! You’d think “Well, move your hand!”… well, that’s where mine just happens to go on this toy while I’m using it.

The vibration levels were a let down to me. I can get more for less. Luxury and quality are nice, don’t get me wrong, but I guess I had high expectations. To be quite honest, I’m not impressed with Gigi. Yes, she’s wonderfully made and top of the line, however, so are many other products that have a wider range of vibrations. Gigi isn’t able to offer me the orgasms that other toys can. Her flat head is what initially drew me to her, but unfortunately, her entire performance just fell… well… flat.

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Jun 122012

If you’ve read My Clit’s Trip, you’ll understand a little bit about what I’ve been through when it comes to all of these stimulating gels and creams.  Doc Johnson put out the newest gel that I plan on experimenting with. It’s called “My Secret Valentine Tingle Gele” and it’s supposed to be an aid in the oral department.  It claims to tingle and numb, but does so only slightly.  I went with the strawberry and was pleasantly surprised at how dead-on it tasted and smelled. Its consistency is that of a loose, maybe watered down or warmed up Jell-o. It comes in a plastic, two ounce jar. Its cap twists off to reveal a plastic  peel-away layer before its initial use, but after that, it’s just you and the jar.

Here’s an ingredient list, but I’ll go ahead and warn you about the glycerin. One more thing – on my voyage of gels, creams, lotions, and lubricants that are supposed to stimulate my lady bits, none of them seem to have really great, above board ingredients.

Water, Glycerin, Xanthan Gum,  Flavor, Chondrus Crispus (Carrageenan), Sodium Saccharin, Menthoxypropanediol, Sodium Hydroxide, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Red 40 (CI 16035)

Despite that the gel didn’t really numb or tingle, we did enjoy its taste. The Husband benefited via a good, old fashioned, down and dirty, sticky blowjob. I’m talking about Deepthroat City, gagging and slapping the titties. Because the Tingle Gele is a bit sticky, if you’re not going to get nasty with it, don’t bother. Since the taste is quite nice, why not make the most of it? We did!  Although there were no numbing effects, the taste was enough to incite a little fun. Unfortunately, the sticky gel gets everywhere. I was trying to get it out of my hair at 3:00am while it was drying. I felt like I was 17 again.

Jun 122012

A while back I decided to take a trip down the road of stimulating, tingling, cooling, creams, lotions, gels… and whatever else I could find. There was one rancid G-spot cream that – swear to God… could kill a dead rat. Yet, a week later, someone wrote a review claiming that it was the best thing since sliced bread. Go figure. The best one I’ve tried so far has been the Rocket Body Balm. It’s actually made for men, but worked wonderfully for me.  There’s a female version called the Flower Body Balm that I haven’t tried yet and don’t see any reason to since I hear the male version is much better.

That’s NOT It!

I would never recommend this product to a soul. The ingredients in this product stopped me in my tracks.  If you’re looking for a safe product that stimulates, stay clear from here.

+ Has a great information guide about the G-Spot
- Horrible ingredients!
– Not body safe
– Runny consistency
“Ooooh! That’s it!” is advertised as a G-spot climaxing gel. Unfortunately, that’s not it. That product comes in a small, 1 fluid ounce tube. On the front of the tube it has a drawing of a feminine set of hips and legs, with a heart over the girly-bits. It says “Excite the G-spot.” On the back of the tube it has an ingredient list. I began my research with this list, as well as with the one listed on the product page. I usually include an ingredient list for any product that has one, but instead, I’m going to include a warning. Not only does this product include parabens and glycerin, but as I was researching the other ingredients that are in it, a good many of them showed up as toxin risks. That would also explain the extremely chemical smell that the product has.Example: Methylisothiazolinone and Propylene glycol

The back of the tube also has a warning for those with STDs or pregnant women not to use at all. It also warns that anyone who experiences any irritation should discontinue use and wash the affected area thoroughly.

After all the warnings, there are directions to apply a pea-sized amount to your G-spot after using the included “Find It” Guide in order to… find it. While the G-spot gel totally turned me off, the “Find It” Guide is something I wish I had copies of. Trust me, there have been a few men in my life that I would have loved to have given one of these to. This guide goes into great detail about the location, how to stimulate, what to expect from her stimulation, the best positions for stimulation, and diagrams of the G-spot. This guide is the highlight of everything that came in the package – product included.

During my research on the ingredients contained in the G-spot gel, I decided not to use this on my G-spot. However, I did use it on my clitoris. Unfortunately, the sensation was sad. It had a slight cooling effect for a few minutes and then, nothing. Each time, after testing, I washed it off immediately with a warm, wet washcloth.

I applied it to my hand and it absorbed into my skin nicely, but the consistency was more runny than gel-like.

Even as I was applying this to my clit, I was thinking “Why am I DOING THIS?” I just couldn’t get over the ingredients! This is not a body-safe product. Why did I even try it? I guess I was hoping that it would be amazing and send my clit straight to Orgasm City. No worries, that didn’t happen.The Husband came in just as I was finishing up with giving this gel a test run. He picked up the tube from the bedside table as I was getting up from the bed and heading to the connected bathroom to wash-up.

The Husband: Ooooh…. That’s it?
Me: Ooooh… That is soooo not it.
The Husband: I thought I was it.
Me: You are, Baby… you are.

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Jun 112012

Yesterday I wrote about my first sex toy. It was an inexpensive little thing. Today I want to tell you about Mimi. She’s a bit more on the luxurious side of toys… for me at least. I knew that I wanted a nice toy that would really get me off. I also knew that I had become very attached to my Marble slimline G. Mimi was very different looking than the old faithful Slimeline… but she was soooo beautiful, and everyone talked about how powerful she was.  I really wanted to make the jump from the cheaper toys to the more luxurious ones, and I’m still in the process of that. Mimi just happened to be the first one that I fell head over ass for.

I crank her all the way up and I can just reach my shallow G-spot that we’ve talked about. Since she’s shaped like a flattened out egg, I can drag her up to lap at my clit while she’s on her broad side. Some people like that pinpoint stimulation – just using the very tip of her on their clit or other erogenous zones, not me. Y’all know I like that long, slow, teasing drag from G-spot to clit, back and forth. The patterns and lower levels don’t excite me. I don’t even fool with ‘em. I just wan’t my ‘main drag’.  It does perform. It draws me up in a knot, starting with my abs and moving outwards. I think it’s a race between my clit and my G-spot – which one can cum faster. My Mimi turns me into a whore every …single …time.  I can’t say that I’m sorry, though. It’s been one of the best investments that I’ve ever made in a sex toy. 

If you desire luxurious clitoral stimulation, you’re looking at the right toy. Mimi can be your new, small, non-intimidating, user-friendly, best friend. Whether you’re using her for solo pleasure or during intercourse, she will perform with excellence. She is easily applied to the clitoris and vaginal area, either with just her tip or with a lapping motion for more coverage.

I wouldn’t recommend Mimi for anal use as there’s no flared base. However, teasing around the area as well as the testicals, up and down the shaft of the penis, and the perineum can all be alternative and pleasurable uses for this toy. Need a gentle massage? Mimi is powerful enough to relax sore neck and back muscles. Hello foreplay.

If you’re worried about being discreet, don’t be. Mimi’s vibrations, although powerful, are so quiet that roommates and passersby won’t have a clue that she’s being used. In a car, through a closed door, or even in the same room under the covers, she will go unnoticed even on her most powerful setting.

Mimi can be used in any number of locations. Since she’s waterproof, take her into the bath. Take her into the pool. Take her to a play party and pair her with a blindfold and a set of cuffs for some sensory and sensual play with your partner.



Mimi is made of ABS plastic and smooth, soft 100% body safe silicone. Mimi’s silicone has anti-bacterial properties. It’s also a food-grade material, hypoallergenic, is latex free, non-porous, and phthalates free. All of these make this toy extremely body safe!

Mimi isn’t flexible, but she’s very smooth and velvety to the touch. In fact, your first instinct is to gently caress her. Shameless! There’s no smell at all to Mimi. If owning Mimi doesn’t excite you enough to get your juices flowing, then add a little water-based lube to help with any drag that you may feel.


Manufactured by Je Joue, Mimi is obviously a quality product. She is an opulent toy with her closures and buttons feeling very sturdy and well fitted. Mimi is very discreet in her appearance, looking more like a flat, oval egg instead of your run of the mill sex toy. She is small enough to fit into the palm of your hand, and her shape makes her easy to hold and maneuver. Her design is perfect for her many uses. She is 3 1/4 inches in length, 5 inches in circumference, 2 inches in diameter, and 3 inches in width.

She is rechargeable and powered by her magnetic cord. Simply plug the cord into the wall and magnetically connect the end directly to her buttons. The Je Joue heart will blink while your Mimi is charging. Once charged, the heart will stay fully lit.

Functions/ Performance/ Controls

Mimi’s vibrations are located at her very tip. Although the toy is small and the vibrations powerful, I don’t find my fingers becoming numb. She has five rumbly levels of vibrations.  Mimi also has five different patterns. They all pulse, one more quickly than the last.

The location of Mimi’s buttons are easily accessible along the bottom of the toy. There are two buttons. One is a “+” and one is a “-“. Holding down the “+” button for three seconds brings Mimi to life. The “+” button also allows you to cycle through all of the vibrations first, then the patterns. If at any point in time you decide to go back one level, simply press the “-” button. If at any point in time you decide to turn Mimi completely off, hold down the “-” button for two seconds.

Although, some people have complained about Mimi’s buttons being hard to push, I haven’t had any issues with them.

Care and Maintenance 

Cleaning Mimi is easy peasy. Antibacterial soap and warm water applied to a cloth is a simply way to clean this toy. Since Mimi is waterproof, there’s no fear of getting water where you shouldn’t. You can also use toy wipes. I use body wipes, too. Two birds, one stone.

Since Mimi is made of silicone, use only water based lubricants. Silicone lubes can break down your toy, and no one wants that.

Storing Mimi is very easy. She comes shipped to you in a nice box that will keep her away from other toys that could harm her. There’s also enough room to store her information booklet and power cord!


Mimi’s black storage box is packaged in a purple, paper box for shipping purposes. That box is wrapped in cellophane. Je Joue even ships with quality! The purple box has limited information on it, but in five different languages.

The black, hard, cardboard box ties with a ribbon. Upon opening it, you will see the bed for your Mimi. Underneath, there is ample room for Mimi’s charger and the information booklet that comes with your toy. Everything is very tasteful and discreet.


Mimi comes with a one year warranty from the date of original purchase. Your information booklet gives you more information as to what you need to do in order to use your warranty. This is very useful information. The first time I used Mimi by myself, I wasn’t sure how she was going to work. I’ve been using my Hitachi for so long, I was almost sure that I’d burned my clit out. I’d read great reviews about Mimi and I really wanted to step up to more luxurious toys, especially ones that were body safe. Since my clit is super needy, I cranked my Mimi all the way up and just began to massage myself with her. I was super stimulated – super fast. My nipples were hard and I was ready to orgasm WAY sooner than I expected.
While The Husband and I were having sex, I snatched Mimi off my bedside table. He had my legs over his shoulders and was very much enjoying that position. I turned Mimi on and slid her down to my clit. In no time, I squirted everywhere. Between the feeling of his cock and Mimi’s vibrations, it really put me over the edge.I really LOVE my Mimi.

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Jun 102012

I write a lot of erotica on here. I guess it’s about time to start talking more about sex toys. I’ve been over and over this in my head, trying to figure out how to bridge the gap. I figure that I’ll just start with the beginning. My first sex toy was actually a G-spotter called the Marble Slimeline G. Let me explain. I didn’t buy this toy with great hopes of magnificent G-spot orgasms. Hell, at the time, I didn’t know enough about sex toys to even know what the toy was for, but little did I know, it would turn out to be my best friend.

Let’s start with the fact that I just so happen to have a very shallow G-spot. When I say “shallow,” I mean that it’s closer to the opening of my pussy than to the back of it. The egg on top of the Marble Slimeline G was perfect for dipping in and popping back out of my pussy. Here’s another reason I loved that toy so much; I love to tease  myself. Any toy that will fluidly allow me to work its vibrations between my clit and my G-spot get’s a gold star in my book. The handle is long. The dial base is on top… and let’s be honest, all I care about is the highest vibration anyway. So, with the controls at my fingertips, I was able to stroke and enjoy the vibrations back and forth. I didn’t need any lube. As soon as it was under the covers with me, and I turned the dial-base on, I was on GO.  I was easily able to build myself up to climax with that fat , egg-head. I would hump and buck my hips until I’d squirt and ruin the sheets.

The Marble Slimeline G is made of plastic and it’s lasted for years. I’ve replaced batteries when the rumble starts to die down, but I’ve got no complaints here!  I consider myself a Hitachi girl and yet the Marble Slimeline G has gotten me off more times than I can count. It’s slender and simple, yet it works for me! Now that I’ve played with and experienced more toys, I have a better understanding of what works with my body. I also know what’s body safe and what isn’t. However, in the beginning, I think that it was just dumb luck that brought me and the Marble Slimeline G together. Thank God it did, though. I’ll admit, I’ve exchanged it for my Mimi, which I haven’t written about yet, but will. However, the  Marble Slimeline G will always have a place in my toy box! If you’re interested, I’ll let you read my review on it  – The Perfect G-spot Fit  – but keep in mind that this was my first review EVER!!! Don’t judge me.

My favorite thing about this toy is that it fits me wonderfully. I purchased it for a quick little ‘get me off’, and it works even better than I could have imagined. Although the bulbed head fits perfectly against my g-spot, thanks to the longer, thin handle, I can also slide it up to my clit and then right back down for some back and forth teasing action with extreme ease. The dial that controls the vibration levels are at the end of the handle and conveniently located right at my fingertips for easy adjustment.

It’s so smooth that it when it’s wet and slippery, it just glides right into those warm places that need it. This little toy has provided me with numerous gut-tightening orgasms. I’ve incorporated it with sex for extra clitoral stimulation and due to the thinness of the device, it’s quite easy to slip into whichever place you want it while in almost any position.

Clean-up is quick and easy due to the fact that it’s plastic. God knows I love a quick clean-up for any toy that I’ve purchased for quickie ‘me time’! I’m also digging the fact that it’s hypo-allergenic and latex free; two less things to worry about for those who do. Don’t forget: you can take it to the bathtub! Yep, it’s waterproof. Who doesn’t love a waterproof toy? I tend to be very wary about toys that ‘say’ they are waterproof, but so far, I haven’t had any problems with mine acting up after a good soaking.

My only complaint with this guy is that I wish the lowest level of vibration was a teeny bit lower. It would make the build-up to the other levels all that more supreme. Also, I can get momentarily forget myself and before I know it, the curve of the toy is inside me and facing the wrong way, but I chalk that up to slipperiness and excitement.