Aug 222012

A while back I had a slightly flirtatious and extremely short back and forth with a twitter follower. There’s nothing special about this certain follower. We don’t talk that often. I follow him. He follows me. We tweet occasionally. He made the comment about putting me over his knee. Maybe it was the right words at the right moment. I was expecting a package that day for my Njoy Pure Plug. I was anxious for it to come and had even mentioned it on twitter. Needless to say, I had anal on my mind. The exchange happened right before I decided to lay down and take a nap. Before I take naps, I’ll get off. A hard, nasty orgasm helps me sleep. What can I say, I love getting a dirty one in before a nap. I have no idea why. One other thing, before we move on – I’d been testing out the Pure Wand before writing my review for it.

So, all of that combined – and the next thing you know – I’m getting off to the thought of being spanked and fucked in the ass by one of my twitter followers. I mentioned in my Pure Wand review that one of that ways that I found most pleasurable to use it was laying on my side and humping it. Well, this little masturbation session was how I figured that out. Now, the only thing that could have made this better was if if I had already received my Pure Plug, because I really… really… wanted something in my ass while I was getting off.

I’ve had a recent issue with giving pain and wanting more of it for myself. (I wrote about that in I’m Rough on ‘Em.) I’m guessing that’s why the spanking that I received during my fantasy was more than just a normal spanking. It was harder, longer, and with much more intensity. This spanking wasn’t for me, it was for him. I loved it. My ass burned as he hit me, and I wanted more. I wanted him to continue until his fucking arm fell off. I hadn’t realized how long it had been since my last spanking. I was close to cumming, but I was still fixated on getting fucked in the ass. I wanted his cock there. It’s wonderful how a fantasy can just slip from one stage to another. That’s what mine did. My orgasm built when he entered my ass, but he wasn’t slow. He was much harder and rougher than I can take in real life. His hands spread my fat ass cheeks, still burning from abuse. I didn’t whimper or cry. I wanted him to fuck me. I wanted it as hard as he could give it. I’m much more brave in my fantasyland.

I humped the piece of hard steel that was shoved in my snatch while I slid my Mimi back and forth against my clit . When my body finally gave in, my cunt soaked the big ball of the Pure Wand and I grunted while my body seemed to curve around both toys and what they’d helped my fantasy create. It was one of the most vivid fantasies and orgasms that I’ve had in a while.

Aug 132012

When I found something that The Husband likes, I make sure that he has plenty of it to look at. The Opaque Knee-Highs by Music Legs are perfect pieces of hosiery. I should know. I have them in all four colors. They come in red, white, pink, and black. The pink is more like a bright neon pink, just so you get the drift. The only size they come in is OSFM, but they have serious stretch to them since they are made from nylon. They are opaque with no design. The more you stretch them, the more opaque they become.

Have you ever found a pair of pants or a shirt that you really love, so you buy multiples in different colors, only to find out that they each fit a bit differently? That’s the case here, only not quite as extreme. Oddly enough, the red knee-highs are the least stretchy and opaque. The black pair have the most “stretchiness” to them, therefore thin out the most, and the pink and white ones ones seem to be in the perfect middle.

Although Music Legs doesn’t have a size chart, I’ll give you the measurements that I have.

The Opaque Knee-Highs are 7 inches around un-stretched. However, my calves (the biggest part of my lower leg) measure at about 16 inches around and they stretch to fit perfectly. The knee-highs are also 19 inches long un-stretched  but stretch to 36 inches.

I love the way they look. Simply adorable! I’ll use these for costumes and roleplay. I’m partial to knee socks and these are a bit thinner, which will make for better substitutions when it’s really hot outside. They are really inexpensive and I haven’t had any issues with the way they are made.

These knee-highs come with a small, thin cardboard insert and the entire thing is wrapped in plastic. The picture on the front is the same on the product page, nothing really erotic there.

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Aug 122012

I finally gave in and purchased a Pure Wand.

I can honestly say that it’s one of the most beautiful toys that I’ve ever owned. The Pure Wand is obviously a well-made sex toy. It’s one that you will have in your collection forever.  Although a little on the expensive side, its versatility makes it extremely exciting. It’s a toy that can be used for anal, clitoral, P-spot, and G-spot stimulation.  That’s exciting to a multitude of users because there’s always something new to do with it.

The Pure Wand is made completely of hypoallergenic, medical-grade, stainless steel that’s non-porous. This ensures that your toy will never degrade or corrode. As with all stainless steel toys, the material is extremely easy to care for.  For everyday cleaning, use toy wipes, toy cleaner, or even a bath with antibacterial soap and water will do;  just remember to wipe dry after cleaning, and don’t use anything abrasive against the toy as it will scratch its shiny, mirror finish.  You can boil or toss it in the dishwasher to sterilize the toy. I store my Pure Wand in its Njoy box. It’s perfect for storage and would be a wonderful box to use if you were gifting the Pure Wand to someone!

Given the fact that the Pure Wand is made completely of stainless steel, it’s very firm and unyielding. There’s no texture to this toy except for the Njoy name midway on the inside of the curved shaft. However, the lettering can’t be felt. The Pure Wand is smooth, so very little lube will be needed. However, feel free to use any type of lube you prefer. Water, silicone, or oil based lubes are all compatible with the Pure Wand. I always recommend Maximus, which is my favorite water based lube.

The basic shape of the Pure Wand is a semi-circle with two balls on either end. One ball is bigger than the other. If you measure the length from one ball to the other, you get about eight inches. If you measure along the curve of the shaft you have about 11 inches. The circumference of the larger ball is a little less than five inches, and the smaller one is a little over three inches. The Pure Wand is heavy; it’s 1.5 lbs. in total weight. That can take its toll on wrists and hands, but a solution to that is bathtub or pool use. Allow the water to help with play.

This is a unique toy, and since there’s so many different ways that it can be used, it’s important that you familiarize yourself with such a heavy and unyielding product inside and against your sensitive areas. Leaning back and rocking the toy or gently sweeping the toy from side to side once the ball is inside your vagina have both been pleasurable experiences for me. However, I think my favorite position is on my side, knees drawn up, using a ‘humping’ motion. While having one of the balls stimulate your G-spot, using a toy with vibrations on your clit may send you over the edge. However, I’ve also enjoyed the weight of the larger ball rubbing gently against my clit.

A few things to remember, the Pure Wand is cold when you first insert it, although it warms quickly to your body’s temperature. You can actually use this to your advantage and incorporate temperature play into some exciting sexual activities. You can warm the Pure Wand with warm or cold water.

Overall, the Pure Wand gets five stars from me. It’s well made, multifunctional, waterproof, and can even double as a weapon if some breaks into your home. What more could you ask from a sex toy?

Aug 102012

When I first opened the Bad Dragon site, I was a little wide-eyed at all the pictures. It actually took me a minute to consider using one of these dildos. I’ve always myself kinky, but this wasn’t an area that I had never explored. At first, a selection like that seemed so odd to me. They were animalistic, a term that I had used often in regards to sex, rough sex, hard sex, kinky sex. Maybe that was why they appealed to me. Not long after looking over the site, I ended up writing Run.” I guess I wanted one of those toys more than I even knew.

Aug 092012

Me: I’m making the jump.

The Husband: The jump from where?

Me: From shit toys.

The Husband: Ok… where are you jumping to?

Me: To better toys.

The Husband: Well, you’d better clean out some of this shit.

Me. No worries…

It’s been on my list for a while now. I’ve got toys that are just not powerful enough for me, don’t fit my body, and will never get me off, just floating around in Eden totes which are now piling up in my room. Hey Eden, get us some fucking storage! How often do you clean out your collection? How often do you go through and trash what you know you aren’t going to use? Here’s an idea for old toys and for your good toys alike: Notes from The Nymphomaniac Ness has put together a really cool photo submission gig. It’s a weekly thing. It opens on 9pm Monday (UK time) and closes 10am Wednesday (UK time.) That works out to be and opening of 2pm on Monday and a closing of 3am on Wednesday, unless my math is way fucked, which is possible. If my math is fucked, please lemme know, nicely. Back to it.

“Toy with me Tuesday is a place where like minded sex toy connoisseurs can come together, combining their imagination and their enthusiasm for sex toys and portraying it artistically through imagery.” -The Nymphomaniac Ness

It’s more than that. It’s fucking brilliant. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever thought about doing with sex toys (other than shove them inside myself. ) Go over to her Toy with me Tuesday page and read the very short list of rules and make sure to scroll down to the submissions that have been sent in over the past weeks. I got a hell of a kick out of some of them. Some of them are very creative! It really made me start it think that it might be a great time to get in there and go through my toy box.

Every four weeks they write a round-up, and they also have their own twitter @ToyTuesday. They’ve got a couple of hashtags going too. Look out for #TWMT or #ToyWithMeTuesday. It looks like something that a lot of people are really starting to enjoy.

Aug 082012

Remember that girl I played with the other night? The entire thing started off with her asking me to come over and bring my collection of nipple clamps. At some point that day, I asked her if there was anything else that she wanted me to bring. I ended up just bringing the kitchen sink. After we’d played, I asked if she was still interested in the nipple clamps, and she very much was. She has nipples that are on the smaller side, so it made it a little harder to get things situated, plus, I’m not the one who usually does this. During this time, I’m usually bound, gagged, and floating. I’ll admit, I wasn’t very polished with getting all of the clamps on. Mental Note: Don’t say “What the Fuck?” out loud – it tends to make your bottom skittish.

So, on I went, trying to get each set on just right. I started with a simple pair of wooden clothes pins. I don’t think those really spurred her, even when I thumped one of them. Unfortunately, it went flying end-over-end and almost hit her in the face. She was blindfolded. I know now what blindfolds are really for. It has nothing to do with sensory play – it’s so bottoms can’t see when tops fuck up. I was grateful she was wearing one. Just think… what if I had put out her eye?

She seemed uninspired with the wooden clothes pins. I couldn’t blame her. My next, and favorite set were the tweezers. I think these turned out to be her favorites, too. I slid the ring almost all the way too the top and her nipples turned a bright pink. I tugged on the chain a little. The noises she made were impossible not to love. Entertaining. They brought a really happy laugh from somewhere deep inside me, especially when I snatched both clamps off at the same time by the chain.

Part of me wished that I had on a pair myself. A part of me longed for the same pain that I was giving. During all of this craziness, that was one of the things that I struggled with the most. I wanted that pain. I didn’t know what to do with those feelings so – I shelved them.

The next set were the butterfly clamps. Those brought on a very heightened reaction. She slithered and twisted. She had to ask to get out of those early. Her already battered nipples just couldn’t stand the torment of the butterfly clamps. I pulled the right one off by the chain, s l o w l y and I thought she’d DIE, so the next one I squeezed and let her out of the sweet way. Hell, I guess I’m not all that bad. We went on with two failed attempts; the broad tipped clamps and my newest purchase, the Metal Worx Magnetic nipple clamps (I know – the review’s coming).

When the evening ended, we both realized that we’d had a good time. I’ll admit, I would have enjoyed sucking a bit more nipple, but taking it slow is always for the best. I think I need to practice clamping more nipples. I’m gladly accepting applications. Disclaimer: I’m rough on ‘em.

Aug 072012

The other night, I topped. I’ve dabbled in the past, but this time was different in a variety of ways.

1. It was only her second time to play!

2. I actually sent a submissive into subspace.

3. I used many implements of pain that I’ve never used before.

4. I really got to let out my sadistic side.

5. I really got to let out my sadistic side.


We’ll start at number 1. I thought I was the green one here. See Number 2.

I just went kinda slow. I did what I liked to have done to me. I kept continued communication until she had a case of the fat tongue and then I slowly eased out See number 3.

I hadn’t used anything too wild: a riding crop, a wooden paddle, and a few other floggers, including the Sensua Suede Whip by Lelo. I’m still writing a review on that, so sit on your hands and wait in suspense. I used a rattan cane, and that lit a fire under her ass! I used some old 10mm  nylon rope that I had and daisy chained it tightly together into one big circle. When you fold it in half, it makes a great hitty. Random. We tried a lot of different toys, all at very entry levels. Ok – See Number 4.

When we first started, we were both settling into the situation and I knew that I was grinning for some reason, but she pointed out that I continued to let out a slight chuckle. I think it made her a bit self conscious at first. I could tell that was running through her head, while – at the same time, I’m realizing that I’m really enjoying hitting this girl. I’d like to hit her harder… and Oh. My. Fuck, I’m more sadistic than I thought. I said it out loud after she asked for about the one millionth time, “Why are you laughing?!” – WE laughed it off after that. I was a little nervous about saying it out loud for some reason. There’s no other way to put it, I’m a growing, evil little sadist. See number 5.

Aug 032012

A girl in our local BDSM group asked me if I would introduce her to the world of nipple clamps. She’s young, inexperienced, and wants to start her own collection. I’m sure she doesn’t want to waste money purchasing  set after set of clamps that she will turn out despising in the end. What’s interesting is that at some point, if you get involved with a sadist, they very well might want to use those clamps that you hate the most. I have a love/hate relationship when that happens.

I have quite a few pairs of nipple toys. Some of the I’ve gotten at online sex shops. They actually have an interesting selection of nipple clamps, my most recent purchase of the nipple torture variety has been the Metal Worx Magnetic nipple clamps. I’ll be looking forward to writing a review on them after this weekend. I guess my favorite clamps would have to be tweezers. You can purchase tweezers with bells, stars, beads, and even those that vibrate, and some with chains that connect them together. Chains that connect any kind of nipple clamps are popular as they have a sexy appeal to them when the breasts sway. What about you? What are your favorite kind of nipple clamps?


Aug 022012

At our last munch, our local kink group got started talking about bondage tape. I mentioned that I already had a roll of it, and a few ideas got tossed around as to how we could best put it to use.  Since I review mostly for myself I thought I’d pick up another roll.

The roll of bondage tape that I already own is from KinkLab Bondage Tape from J.T.’s Stockroom in black, but this time I decided to go with the Sex and Mischief line, although I’ve never been a big fan of their products.  I reviewed a blindfold from them and you can read about that here.

Alas, they had a shiny red roll that drew my attention, so… money spent.

Let’s compare the two:


Length – 65 feet ($8.00) =.12 cents a foot

Width – 2 inches

Available in: black, red, and pink

Sex & Mischief:

Price – Usually $7.99 (I got it on sale for $5.99) = .27 cents a foot (when not on sale) .20 cents a foot (when on sale)

Length – 30 feet

Width – 2 inches

Available in: black, red, and pink

On sale or not, Kinklab’s bondage tape works out to be better price-wise.

Just my opinion, given the feel and the wrap of the two tapes, the Sex and Mischief bondage tape has a cheaper feel to it. It doesn’t have the strength to it that KinkLab’s does.

Bondage tape is made from PVC. Its uses are varied and many. I’ve seen bondage tape used as clothing at BDSM play parties, of course, as bondage ties, securing wrists, ankles, etc. Have no fear, this tape doesn’t actually stick to anything but itself. It’s not going to pull hair or skin. It can actually be reused if you’re willing to spend the time re-wrapping. Although bondage tape is a fairly non-intimidating introduction to bondage, always keep a set of safety scissors handy just in case there’s any need to release your bottom immediately. You’ll also want to keep in mind that bondage tape wasn’t designed for suspension and won’t hold weight like rope will. Also, don’t cover the mouth and nose with the tape. Hey, people still need to breathe! :) Take your time with your tape and most importantly… have fun!

Here’s some pictures for you. The KinkLab tape is in black and the Sex and Mischief is in red.

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