Jan 142013

When I was young, I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

I thought that if I wasn’t at church on Sunday morning to sing with the Little Lambs Choir, then they wouldn’t sing without me.

I disliked mayonnaise, so I told people I was allergic.

I figured that since most people are allergic to two things, I’d need to choose another.

I picked turtles.

I refused to wear my hair in a ponytail because no one could center it perfectly in the back of my head. So it grew in long, big, black curls. I’m from Alabama. My Father used to say that he could tell where I’d been playing outside by what was in my hair.

My Mother told me that my dog went away on a ship.

I killed a snake when I was in Kindergarten – on our playground.

I used to pretend that I worked at McDonalds.

As a flower girl, I ruined my cousin’s wedding by trying to wake my sleeping brother the entire time. We’ve never been close.

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Jan 132013

subdropI was digging around for matches. Perfect matches. We don’t match. I’ve seen more glimmers from you than I would have ever expected. Glimmers of what’s in a match. More glimmers than I’ve lived for lately.

They are quiet. They are few. They are sincere. I surrender easily to glimmers. Even if we don’t match.

Jan 122013

NOT yours 0 don't assume.You hugged me when we met. Instinctively, I went with it, but I should have just offered you my hand when you moved in. You were in my space, too much. The second time, a kiss on the cheek. It was quicker than the time it took for me to process it.

A message: I want to fuck you so bad.

I don’t want to fuck you.

I don’t even know what to do with you.

He saves you a chair beside his. His arm is easy around yours the whole night.

He asks you.

No thank you.

He asks you.

No thanks – Really

He asks you.


Aren’t you a submissive?

I’m not your anything.

Jan 122013

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Jan 082013

Agreeable Agony hits another homerun, this time it’s in the area of sensation play. If you read my review of their rope, you’ll know I’m already a fan of this company.

So here’s the dirty. Agreeable Agony makes these wonderful Finger Claws. These little monsters are on certain level of evil. Sometimes the smallest things are. They are metal “rings” that adjust to fit around any finger size. From tip to base they are about 1 ¾. The end curves over the tip of your finger – just enough to be dangerous, or fun – depending on how you look at it. Agreeable Agony sells them individually at $10 each, but if you purchase 5 (one for each finger) then they’ll toss in a storage ring to put them on.

I like them for jewelry at a munch, especially if I know there’s going to be a play party afterwards. Mine fits perfectly over my ring finger. You can glide it slowly over any body part or you can take the more aggressive approach and dig into the flesh. The Claws leave wonderful marks. They remind me of something between a Wartenburg when and knife play.  They’re really great for marking up your prey for the night.

Antibacterial soap and warm water to clean these but make sure they are dried very well. Feel free to drop them in a small pot of boiling water, too. After all, if you’re using them on another person, you want to make sure they’re really clean.

These Claws bring a good bit of attention. People see you wearing one and they want to know what it is, so be prepared to share some information if you’re brave enough to wear one in public. Not to fear, they usually want to know where they can get one themselves. Feel free to point them this way. My new favorite company –  I can’t wait to see what else Agreeable Agony has going on.

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Jan 082013

Cum and ScentShe smelled like cum and naivete. If you turned your head just right you’d catch an easy mingling of her perfume and sweat.

Unforseen wet spots marked battles won and lost across her sheets. She wasn’t ready to get up, but couldn’t find comfort in a place that was so freshly marked.

The wetspots would wash away. The cum would rinse down the drain.

Just don’t forget my name.

Jan 072013

MonsterI don’t have a call. I don’t have a sign. There is not a moonlight reminder. Monsters come when they come. And you know this is more then you can take.

Still – His scent can’t be ignored. Tiptoe if you don’t want them to notice. ‘Cause they know. You always want what you’re running from. They love they way you cry. They love the way you want to. For them.

If you wander across a Monster, and you decide to dance, then a little cut will turn his head. A Monster loves his prey. He will eat you. He will break you. He will take you. Apart. Do you love it? Do you want it? Do you need it? Does  it make it impossible to tiptoe?

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Jan 052013

Agreeable Agony. I would have reviewed anything except for toilet seats for a company with a name like that. Lucky for me, they don’t sell toilet seats. They sell rope, hitty things, these claws that are badass, and candles for wax play. God help my ADD, I’m going to try to focus on the rope. Now, I usually use jute. I like it. If you’ve ever used jute, you know it has to be broken in. It’s got some (a lot) of scratch and sting to it. A rope bunny had better be a bit of a lover of pain on your first meeting with jute. I’ve had mine for almost a year and it’s still not completely broken in, and I’ve done suspensions, and more than numerous ties with it.

The first time Agreeable Agony’s rope touched my skin, it was like a fucking beach vacation. It’s so SOFT. It’s been a while since I’ve visited rope space (unless I was tied in it and hanging from something) – but feeling the softness of the strands slither over my flesh as it was being gently pulled through and over itself, wrapping around my body was like heaven. I’m pretty sure I made noises – the good kind.

I can’t talk enough about the colors. Prepare to be knocked on your ass. Vibrant doesn’t do them justice. Not to mention the choices that they have! I’m going to include all of that at the end of the review so I don’t blow your mind.

They have Multi Filament Polypropylene (MFP) and Nylon Bondage Rope. MFP is waterproof and resistant to most oils and lubricants. Unlike dyed ropes, it doesn’t bleed. It’s manufactured with colored fiber so that the color is REALLY vibrant. You can even toss it in the washing machine! Seriously. That’s an amazing feature because of all the fluids that we tend to get on our rope during… play, yeah… play.  They recently began offering a solid braid type of nylon bondage rope, and plan to offer other synthetic ropes in the future. All of their rope meets safety specifications set by The Cordage Institute. If you want more information on Agreeable Agony’s full specifications, you can find them here.

 The different types of rope they offer:

1/4″ Solid Braid Nylon:

Custom mixes (up to 3 colors braided together) are also available.

Black, Burgandy, Teal, Gold, Navy Blue, and White – with other colors coming soon! And it’s sold by the foot: 10, 15, 2, 30, 50, and 100 (the Teal, Gold, Navy Blue and White are 100 foot minimum.

Kinky Harry Potter School Kits:

Our 1/4″ MFP is available in pre-packaged kits of multi-colored rope, themed to match each of the respective houses from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Available in 3/8″ upon request.

Kits come in precut sets, each includes: 1 x 50′, 1 x 25′, 2 x 15′

Black, Aqua, Rose Pink, Jute, Green, Hot Pink, Tan/Beige, Red, Teal, Silver, Gold, Navy Blue, Purple, Brown, Hunter Green, Royal Blue, Orange, Yellow, Burgundy, and White … but they also include the Harry Potter House colors of Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.

5/16″ Solid Braid MFP:

This is a heavier, thicker grade MFP. It’s sold by the foot: 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, and 100.

Black, Red, Navy Blue, Purple, Royal Blue, Navy, Purple, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw, Aqua, Rose Pink, Jute, Green, Hot Pink, Tan/Beige, Red, Teal, Silver. The Aqua, Rose Pink, Jute, Green, Hot Pink, Tan/Beige, Red, Teal, and Silver are sold at a 100 foot minimum.

1/4″ Solid Braid MFP:

This is our lighter, thinner grade MFP. Custom mixes (up to 3 colors braided together) are also available. It’s sold by the foot: 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, and 100.

Black, Aqua, Green, Hot Pink, Red, Silver, Gold, Purple, Royal Blue, Burgundy, White, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw, Rose Pink, Jute, Beige/Tan, and Teal. The Rose Pink, Jute, Beige/Tan, and Teal are sold at a 100 minimum.

Now I’m no rope expert, and neither is The Husband, but I’ve got a few pictures of some breast bondage that we did with some of Agreeable Agony’s  rope. They sent me four colors and by God, The Husband was determined to use every single one of them. He gets a little excited when it comes to the thought of my tits being tied up, and I LOVE rope marks! I hope y’all enjoy!

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