Oct 242014
 

Yesterday I was on my Fetlife account. I was scrolling through someone’s pictures. One popped up with the caption “Daddy’s new prize for me!” Her new prize was a bit. It was covered in some type of yellowed, plastic-ish thing. What… wha… o.O. So it’s brand new, and it’s yellow-ing-ish. I wish I had the picture, but I wasn’t just going to take it off her page.  I shook that one off and continued to peruse.

The next one was j…j…jelly.

whispers

There was no condom.

She was sucking on it.

Grabs my pearls.

And then she put it in her vagina.

All the jelly. In the vagina.

Suck up those phthalates, Darling, suck ‘em up.

 

Then I realized, there are a ton of kinksters that have no idea what they’re getting into when they buy sex toys. We can tell how well a flogger is made. We examine the falls and the leather. Feel the deer, or bull it might be made of. Even the weight of the thing. We can examine a spanking bench, a single tail, and a bull whip.But some of these same people will yank out a jelly dong because it feel good. Maybe they don’t care. Maybe they don’t know.

I have the most ridiculous thoughts sometimes. Why can’t Lilly make a tiny sex toy gun that I could keep in my pocket. I could shoot the taser at all the toys. The gun would leave the good ones and the bad ones would disappear up in smoke. Seriously, the uneducated need the quick and dirty about what they should and should not be putting in their bodies.

I’ve seen a lot of players who want to use their sex toys on someone else during a scene. Not on me, Sugar. I suggest kinksters begin bringing their own safe, sex toys to be used only on themselves during play. Now I carry every kinky toy that I own, plus any sex toys I might need. I know what I have is safe. It’s clean. Any partner I have can work with what I bring. If they can’t find something in that big box of sin, then God love ‘em.

 

Jul 292013
 
Jul 102013
 

ntt2Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove

From the  NiteTimeToys site…

“The Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove is the ultimate in total body stimulation. With vibrators at the tip of each finger creating approximately 45,000 vibrations per minute at full speed, pleasure has never been closer than it is with this toy. The waterproof battery compartment is in the pouch at the base of the glove, letting you have complete freedom of movement and location. Use as a sensual massage tool or as a great personal vibrator for your clit or your shaft. This fun and versatile glove is a real powerhouse that is going to make you quiver with delight.”

This contest is 18+, for adults only. U.S. only. You must be willing to provide me with your shipping address within 10 days of email notification or else I will pick a new winner. This contest is for residents of US and Canada only.

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Dec 032012
 

MACI love make-up. M.A.C. is my favorite.

I love that sleek black bag that all of those beautiful colors come in.

I can’t wait to get everything open and give them a try.

It’s much the same way with my LELO Mia.

See if you can find her.

                                                                                                                            Toy with me Tuesday
Dec 022012
 

Sex Toy Society Review Directory

Welcome to Edition 25 of the Sex Toy Society round-up of all the sex toy reviews written by Society authors over the past week.

Want to be included in next weeks edition? All you need to do is visit this page and submit your latest reviews and photographs before 11:59pm BST on Thursday 29th November 2012. Our authors of the week are selected by the number of reviews published, comments posted, articles, ratings submitted and photographs added to the Society so get adding!

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Nov 162012
 

Sex Toy Society Review Directory

Welcome to Edition 24 of the Sex Toy Society round-up of all the sex toy reviews written by Society authors over the past week.

Want to be included in next weeks edition? All you need to do is visit this page and submit your latest reviews and photographs before 11:59pm BST on Thursday 22nd November 2012. Our authors of the week are selected by the number of reviews published, comments posted, articles, ratings submitted and photographs added to the Society so get adding!

You can also find us on Twitter for all the latest news on the Society.

Author Of The Week

Other Top Authors

Free Sex Toys with Giveaways

We have just opened our sex toy giveaway section where you have a chance to get free sex toys. Note: This section has been temporily disabled due to it causing issues with our server configuration. We are working with the original code designers to get this section running asap.

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Nov 052012
 

Between the movie and the reviews, I guess in my mind, The Vamp was going to be a blinding trophy of a crafter/sex toy reviewer’s dream. You see, I’m a glitter whore. Anything that blings, sings – and I must have it. So of course, The Vamp was on my list. You can understand my disappointment when I realized that this was merely a dildo with a slight shimmery sheen. Bleh. I wanted it to glow when the sun hit it. I wanted to use it as a flashlight at night with only the light of the moon reflecting off of it. I wanted its sparkle to shine so brightly that when it was being used the neighbors would think that my vagina had just gotten engaged! Eh. Eh. It’s just a dildo.

It’s great quality though. Tantus did it right with The Vamp, just like they always do. It’s made of their 100% ultra-premium, platinum silicone. It’s hypoallergenic, phthalate free, odorless and non- toxic. It’s body-safe to say the least. Drag? Yes. It’s already done a better job at picking up dog hair and whatever else is on the arm of the chair I’m sitting on then a swifter ever could. Solution? Yes! Just use plenty of your favorite water-based lube. My favorite happens to be Maximus, so I’m going to take a moment to pimp it out. *Pimp*. Silicone lube will melt this fine toy because they have a reaction with each other. Same thing with storing silicone with silicone – don’t.  Find somewhere else to store this guy. I wouldn’t use the packaging because it’s big and I tore mine up just trying to get my toy out. You would have thought it was Christmas around here. An old sock or something that will prevent it from touching other toys would be great.  If you’re looking for major storage, I suggest the Devine Playchest. I have one and LOVE it! It’s great for a growing collecting of toys and has a lock on it to keep out prying eyes, and it’s portable. Of course, there are other storage options as well.

If you’re worried about cleaning The Vamp, don’t be. This silicone is one of the easiest materials to clean. Tried and true – the antibacterial soap and water method – wash it. You can also use toy wipes, or toy cleaner. If you want to do one better, feel free to stick this sucker in the top rack of your dishwasher – just make sure that there’s no dishes or soap in there with it. You can also boil it for about 3 minutes and that should be good enough to chase any germies away – but remember to always use a condom when sharing.

Personally, I like the Vamp. Yes, he looks phallic in shape and no, he’s not discreet. He’s not going to be easy to hide, but that’s your job, not his. He’s got a strong shaft, about 5 inches in circumference. From the bottom of the shaft to the top of the head is about 7 inches.  The base is about 8 inches in circumference. He’s got a little dip below his head where there might be an issue with those who have sensitive pubic bones, but other than that, he’s a good guy. He’s got a little suction to him and I think he’ll do well with O-rings.

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Oct 222012
 

The Luxe Rejuvenate is a small, handheld vibrator. It works best to stimulate the G-spot, clitoris, the testicles, perineum, and when covered with a condom, the anal cavity. It’s made from ABS plastic with a PU coat, which is hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates-free.  It has a very smooth, silky feel to it, except for the seam running all the way around the toy. That seam can’t be felt during use, but it’s still outlandishly there. The Luxe Rejuvenate is firm and unyielding. It’s not going to bend. The toy feels really light in your hands. I think it weighs 1.7 ounces. The length is almost 5 inches if you follow the curve of the toy.  The diameter of the flat face of the toy is about an inch. Speaking of which, it reminds me of the flat face that Gigi and Ella have; only the Luxe is more round than oval. The Luxe also just fits perfectly in your hand. I haven’t experienced any drag with it, but if you do, feel free to use silicone or water based lube with it. Maximus is my go-to when it comes to water-based lubrication.

I can feel the vibrations in the head of the toy and not the controls. This isn’t one that’s going to make your fingers numb. The Luxe is powered by two AAA batteries tuck snugly into the back bottom of the product; however, closing the battery compartment is just odd. I have no other words for it. Funky little thing that it is.

I really wish that Cal Exotics would make their products waterproof if they’re going to advertise an item as being so all over their box. Unfortunately, even with the protective band, the Luxe failed a water test – badly. Back to the positives, it’s small and it doesn’t look phallic in shape. It could be stashed away in a panty drawer or taken on a shopping trip with your Mother-In-Law when you need to slip into the bathroom for a much needed stress relieving break.  Overall, it doesn’t look as if it’s going to fall apart, but it’s not going to win “Toy of the Year,” either.

The Luxe Rejuvenate escalates, pulsates, and vibrates. It has two buttons. The top one is a simple On/Off button that will turn the toy on and off at any point during its use. Once it’s turned on, the LED lights will glow and you can press the bottom button to get cranking’.

  1. Steady vibration on low
  2. Steady vibration on medium
  3. Steady vibration on high
  4. Escalates through all vibrations
  5. Pulsates on high
  6. Quick pulsations on high
  7. Pulse, pulse, pulse, steady vibration on high

The Lux isn’t extremely loud, but it isn’t the quietest toy I’ve ever heard either. You could probably get away with going at it while under the covers, door shut, as long as something else was running in your room – think T.V. or radio. As I said before, the Luxe is fairly discreet so storing it in your panty drawer should be fine. If you have other storage options, go ahead. Personally, I’d toss the box as it takes up too much room and obviously, the information isn’t really accurate.

When you are ready to clean your Luxe Rejuvenate, antibacterial soap and water is always an easy choice. You can also use toy cleaners or toy wipes. Take your batteries out between uses as it saves on battery life.

Honestly, I’ve never found myself a fan of Cal Exotics products. They are on the cheaper side of sex toys and there’s usually something about the toy that makes it pretty obvious as to why. If a product advertises its ability to be waterproof, it should be. The seam is huge. The battery compartment fits together oddly. Unfortunately, the Luxe didn’t impress me. Although the vibrations, escalations, and pulsations are almost a mixture of rumbly and buzzy (and I love rumbly) – I’m still not impressed, but it’s better than you average Cal Exotics product. The price point for this guy is way off, though!

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Aug 222012
 

A while back I had a slightly flirtatious and extremely short back and forth with a twitter follower. There’s nothing special about this certain follower. We don’t talk that often. I follow him. He follows me. We tweet occasionally. He made the comment about putting me over his knee. Maybe it was the right words at the right moment. I was expecting a package that day for my Njoy Pure Plug. I was anxious for it to come and had even mentioned it on twitter. Needless to say, I had anal on my mind. The exchange happened right before I decided to lay down and take a nap. Before I take naps, I’ll get off. A hard, nasty orgasm helps me sleep. What can I say, I love getting a dirty one in before a nap. I have no idea why. One other thing, before we move on – I’d been testing out the Pure Wand before writing my review for it.

So, all of that combined – and the next thing you know – I’m getting off to the thought of being spanked and fucked in the ass by one of my twitter followers. I mentioned in my Pure Wand review that one of that ways that I found most pleasurable to use it was laying on my side and humping it. Well, this little masturbation session was how I figured that out. Now, the only thing that could have made this better was if if I had already received my Pure Plug, because I really… really… wanted something in my ass while I was getting off.

I’ve had a recent issue with giving pain and wanting more of it for myself. (I wrote about that in I’m Rough on ‘Em.) I’m guessing that’s why the spanking that I received during my fantasy was more than just a normal spanking. It was harder, longer, and with much more intensity. This spanking wasn’t for me, it was for him. I loved it. My ass burned as he hit me, and I wanted more. I wanted him to continue until his fucking arm fell off. I hadn’t realized how long it had been since my last spanking. I was close to cumming, but I was still fixated on getting fucked in the ass. I wanted his cock there. It’s wonderful how a fantasy can just slip from one stage to another. That’s what mine did. My orgasm built when he entered my ass, but he wasn’t slow. He was much harder and rougher than I can take in real life. His hands spread my fat ass cheeks, still burning from abuse. I didn’t whimper or cry. I wanted him to fuck me. I wanted it as hard as he could give it. I’m much more brave in my fantasyland.

I humped the piece of hard steel that was shoved in my snatch while I slid my Mimi back and forth against my clit . When my body finally gave in, my cunt soaked the big ball of the Pure Wand and I grunted while my body seemed to curve around both toys and what they’d helped my fantasy create. It was one of the most vivid fantasies and orgasms that I’ve had in a while.