Oct 242014

Yesterday I was on my Fetlife account. I was scrolling through someone’s pictures. One popped up with the caption “Daddy’s new prize for me!” Her new prize was a bit. It was covered in some type of yellowed, plastic-ish thing. What… wha… o.O. So it’s brand new, and it’s yellow-ing-ish. I wish I had the picture, but I wasn’t just going to take it off her page.  I shook that one off and continued to peruse.

The next one was j…j…jelly.


There was no condom.

She was sucking on it.

Grabs my pearls.

And then she put it in her vagina.

All the jelly. In the vagina.

Suck up those phthalates, Darling, suck ‘em up.


Then I realized, there are a ton of kinksters that have no idea what they’re getting into when they buy sex toys. We can tell how well a flogger is made. We examine the falls and the leather. Feel the deer, or bull it might be made of. Even the weight of the thing. We can examine a spanking bench, a single tail, and a bull whip.But some of these same people will yank out a jelly dong because it feel good. Maybe they don’t care. Maybe they don’t know.

I have the most ridiculous thoughts sometimes. Why can’t Lilly make a tiny sex toy gun that I could keep in my pocket. I could shoot the taser at all the toys. The gun would leave the good ones and the bad ones would disappear up in smoke. Seriously, the uneducated need the quick and dirty about what they should and should not be putting in their bodies.

I’ve seen a lot of players who want to use their sex toys on someone else during a scene. Not on me, Sugar. I suggest kinksters begin bringing their own safe, sex toys to be used only on themselves during play. Now I carry every kinky toy that I own, plus any sex toys I might need. I know what I have is safe. It’s clean. Any partner I have can work with what I bring. If they can’t find something in that big box of sin, then God love ‘em.


May 202013

No, I wasn’t there. God help. I wasn’t there.

I’m not going to have this one up for long, because it’s not for everyone. Everyone’s going to take it differently. Nothing I can do about that. If I misunderstood something, please let me know. But if it’s a bad situation. If it’s a fucked up situation. It’s just fucked up.

So, I’m Shocked that I have worked for someone that speaks English that poorly. I’ve seen a picture of his face, but I don’t care – I’m almost sure that the entire empire is being run by Borat. It’s like textspeak. Or worse, my Mother’s textspeak. You have to read it (or in this case, listen to it) at least seven times to put it together. She’s only half-way up to date with the sheep and she used to be a regular person. Regardless, it has indeed verified that in no way has a single post ever been written by him.

I cannot imagine losing $150,000 in one year. Then in one MONTH?! WHoooAAAA. I’m on emergency mode on day TWO, motherfuckers! You don’t overlook drops in numbers like that. Not if you’re …maybe, I dunno… looking at them?

Listen to me. How the fuck do you have time to verify something ten times if you don’t have the time to pay attention  to where your company was bleeding money?

I’m firing everyone except for my girlfriend. Of Course. I’m sure you were probably hanging out with her while you were missing meetings about how your company was going TO SHIT.

Oh Gawd, it’s The End, well no fuck, you ass. Now we just want know if you did it on purpose or if you two were just incompetent. What’s your business history? Ever tossed a business before?

Oh and there’s No need to transfer anything. There’s nobody to here to pick it up. Christ on a stick. My slack-jaw count just doubled.

By the way, let’s not make any public announcements, just in case I need to cover my ass for anything. Besides, I’d still like to try to keep the community bringing in SOME money after I fire you. You know how I feel about telling the truth to the community. :shivers::

Hell, I might file some kind of protection. We’ll see what we’re gonna do? – Just…What The Fuck?!

I don’t know who it was that originally brought up concern for the community, but it made me think of where people’s heads were at during all this. This woman’s job was in the wind, and she was thinking about the community as well. I’m not  saying that others weren’t, I’ve asked who she was and never got a response. I’d like to know, just out of curiosity.

It’s been …worsening for …quite some time?

Wait a minute…?

You’re saying that this train ….really hasn’t been running that smoo..?


GET OUT! And No recordings!

I sue you! I sue you!


I’ve never run a business, but I know if I’ve made $150 grand one year and lost the same amount in one month, there’s a problem. I know that when it’s that big of a problem, you usually follow the money. I know that I got an email asking me to basically “hang in there with us.” Whatever the fuck that means. It came right before the walls started falling. I know that there’s been uproar before. Quite a few members have been banned for speaking their mind, pointing out the whole used product thing. Even more for non-legit reasons.

I still have an account there. However, I stopped posting and reviewing for them after two friends of mine were booted for thinking. God Forbid.  I can still see forums. For now.

Hell, I don’t know if the company really is folding, if he’s cleaning house, or if he’s high on goofballs. I say use you points and step waaaay back. Don’t be afraid to get away from there. If you really want to do it, find your niche. If it was just a little fun, then it was just a little fun.

Either way. Think for yourself on this one.

May 172013




I know you’re new so I’m going to be blunt  from the start. Don’t send those same emails out to chicks in town and hope to get a bite from a few.

If you’re just looking to fuck, go ahead. Because your  your approach comes off straight-up AOL Chatroom, A/S/L and everything. Then again, some  girls are  looking for that, too.

If you’re really trying to learn about BDSM, if you’ve got some fetishes that you’re into, and you want to talk about them with other kinky people; you’ve found the right place.

One more thing, do us all a favor and if you really are just wanting to get laid, make it known. If  you talk  to a someone, and you see that they do want to learn and need some guidance, point her this way.

Please …just don’t fuck her up.

Jan 122013

NOT yours 0 don't assume.You hugged me when we met. Instinctively, I went with it, but I should have just offered you my hand when you moved in. You were in my space, too much. The second time, a kiss on the cheek. It was quicker than the time it took for me to process it.

A message: I want to fuck you so bad.

I don’t want to fuck you.

I don’t even know what to do with you.

He saves you a chair beside his. His arm is easy around yours the whole night.

He asks you.

No thank you.

He asks you.

No thanks – Really

He asks you.


Aren’t you a submissive?

I’m not your anything.