Dec 112012

Mia. This is one of those; put in your purse; it locks; nobody knows about; you snatch out and go at it in the bathroom and take dirty pictures for someone. –Too much? So I’m sitting here watching this clitoral vibe blinking while it’s sucking its coochie vibe’n power out of my laptop. It takes an hour, by the way, for the white LED light to stop blinking and glow steady. That means that it’s charged. There’s a silicone plus and minus signs, one on top of the other. The LED light is between them. When Mia’s battery runs low, it’ll blink red. You know, if caught, you could actually just say that you don’t want to forget your USB drive, so you hide it in your coochie.

If you need to power off instantly, then hold down the minus button down.  Directions are fairly easy to understand when it comes to power. Up is more and down is less. The vibrations get some decent intensity. I’m thrilled with it- and little more than MiMi can do that these days. Here’s where I think that LELO could have saved their money and just made this one a Hitachi in your panties.

If you’ve got Mia going at her max, holding the plus button for two seconds will send Miainto patterns. They are a bit difficult to find your way out of and around, but some pulses and rollercoastering wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to scroll through everything to get to them. I’m usually a “keep it at the top speed” kinda girl, anyway.

It comes with an USB extension, so it doesn’t have to be stuck right into your laptop. It also comes with a warranty, a black, silk storage bag, and the information packet, all wrapped nicely in LELO’s basic black box. Tie a big, red, silk bow around that box and you’ve got a sexy gift!

With Mia’s lid on, it is 4.5 inches long. With an about 2 ¾ circumference at its fattest, she’s a small, discreet clitoral vibrator with enough power to get me off. I likey.

Mia cleans up nice too. Antibacterial soap and water is the easiest way to go. Since she’s plastic, but not submergible or waterproof, just take it easy with the lid and getting any water near the USB port. You can also use a 10% bleach solution.

I’ve had Mia in my purse and pulled her out on a visit to the bathroom. I can get a quick orgasm with her, even if there is a crazy or two peeking through the space where the stall door meets the wall. Hey, if they want the show – who am I to deny them?

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I also used my Mia to enter in Toy With Me Tuesday! Check out my entry and use the link to find others!

Dec 032012

MACI love make-up. M.A.C. is my favorite.

I love that sleek black bag that all of those beautiful colors come in.

I can’t wait to get everything open and give them a try.

It’s much the same way with my LELO Mia.

See if you can find her.

                                                                                                                            Toy with me Tuesday
Aug 092012

Me: I’m making the jump.

The Husband: The jump from where?

Me: From shit toys.

The Husband: Ok… where are you jumping to?

Me: To better toys.

The Husband: Well, you’d better clean out some of this shit.

Me. No worries…

It’s been on my list for a while now. I’ve got toys that are just not powerful enough for me, don’t fit my body, and will never get me off, just floating around in Eden totes which are now piling up in my room. Hey Eden, get us some fucking storage! How often do you clean out your collection? How often do you go through and trash what you know you aren’t going to use? Here’s an idea for old toys and for your good toys alike: Notes from The Nymphomaniac Ness has put together a really cool photo submission gig. It’s a weekly thing. It opens on 9pm Monday (UK time) and closes 10am Wednesday (UK time.) That works out to be and opening of 2pm on Monday and a closing of 3am on Wednesday, unless my math is way fucked, which is possible. If my math is fucked, please lemme know, nicely. Back to it.

“Toy with me Tuesday is a place where like minded sex toy connoisseurs can come together, combining their imagination and their enthusiasm for sex toys and portraying it artistically through imagery.” -The Nymphomaniac Ness

It’s more than that. It’s fucking brilliant. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever thought about doing with sex toys (other than shove them inside myself. ) Go over to her Toy with me Tuesday page and read the very short list of rules and make sure to scroll down to the submissions that have been sent in over the past weeks. I got a hell of a kick out of some of them. Some of them are very creative! It really made me start it think that it might be a great time to get in there and go through my toy box.

Every four weeks they write a round-up, and they also have their own twitter @ToyTuesday. They’ve got a couple of hashtags going too. Look out for #TWMT or #ToyWithMeTuesday. It looks like something that a lot of people are really starting to enjoy.