Oct 122014
 

I usually write erotica for Wicked Wednesday. When the words “Bad Sex” popped up on the screen, I shook my fist at the Gods of Honesty and gave into the fact that I was about to bust out the truth on a drunk Englishman. I’ve been dying to tell this story to someone, anyway. It might as well be the pervy people who read my blog.

1. I don’t judge. I don’t count your drinks. You do you.

Here’s the quick and dirty:

The bathroom was dark. The first room I walked into was barely even lit. I couldn’t tell that he was hammered. He used scarf-like ties to secure my wrists to either side of the towel stand in the bathroom. That was a disappointment. He was known to be a heavy player. I’m a heavy player. So the fucking scarf ties were all sensual and 50 Shades. Not my thing. I didn’t think it was his thing.

I wore heels. I’m 5’5, so almost 5’9. So here I am, strapped to this towel thing, above the toilet, and he comes at me with an Hitachi. Ohhh, I’m thinking I might get something out of this after all. The Drunk Englishman proceeds to tease me with it – between my left pussy lip and my inner thigh. Hmm. This is a new technique. Maybe this is just something he likes to do. It’s not really working on me, but, Ok.

Then he gets a little grind to it. And I realize… This drunk Englishman thinks he’s in my pussy.  I don’t care how drunk you are, there is no clit on my leg. You can’t wish it. You can’t smoke anything that makes you think that it’s there.

Back to it.

So I’m trying not to laugh. And at that point, I still don’t know that’s he’s piss drunk. He’s holding his own quite well. I’m just wondering if this guy is really as bad at getting the sexy and kinky on. And he’s still grinding. What do I do? He’s NOT stopping. He’s determined to drill an orgasm out of leg. I’m trying to pull back and then squirm my pussy around ONTO the toy. NOPE, He wasn’t having it.

The ties are a joke. I’m holding on to the towel stand, hoping the ties don’t fall off. As a rule, I don’t fake orgasms, but I was debating using it as an exit strategy, considering the chafing.

2. Here’s my lesson (and thank GOD I learned it through humor and not horror.) – It’s your decision who you play with. The condition of people you play with is extremely important.

Wicked Wednesday

Dec 112012
 

Mia. This is one of those; put in your purse; it locks; nobody knows about; you snatch out and go at it in the bathroom and take dirty pictures for someone. –Too much? So I’m sitting here watching this clitoral vibe blinking while it’s sucking its coochie vibe’n power out of my laptop. It takes an hour, by the way, for the white LED light to stop blinking and glow steady. That means that it’s charged. There’s a silicone plus and minus signs, one on top of the other. The LED light is between them. When Mia’s battery runs low, it’ll blink red. You know, if caught, you could actually just say that you don’t want to forget your USB drive, so you hide it in your coochie.

If you need to power off instantly, then hold down the minus button down.  Directions are fairly easy to understand when it comes to power. Up is more and down is less. The vibrations get some decent intensity. I’m thrilled with it- and little more than MiMi can do that these days. Here’s where I think that LELO could have saved their money and just made this one a Hitachi in your panties.

If you’ve got Mia going at her max, holding the plus button for two seconds will send Miainto patterns. They are a bit difficult to find your way out of and around, but some pulses and rollercoastering wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to scroll through everything to get to them. I’m usually a “keep it at the top speed” kinda girl, anyway.

It comes with an USB extension, so it doesn’t have to be stuck right into your laptop. It also comes with a warranty, a black, silk storage bag, and the information packet, all wrapped nicely in LELO’s basic black box. Tie a big, red, silk bow around that box and you’ve got a sexy gift!

With Mia’s lid on, it is 4.5 inches long. With an about 2 ¾ circumference at its fattest, she’s a small, discreet clitoral vibrator with enough power to get me off. I likey.

Mia cleans up nice too. Antibacterial soap and water is the easiest way to go. Since she’s plastic, but not submergible or waterproof, just take it easy with the lid and getting any water near the USB port. You can also use a 10% bleach solution.

I’ve had Mia in my purse and pulled her out on a visit to the bathroom. I can get a quick orgasm with her, even if there is a crazy or two peeking through the space where the stall door meets the wall. Hey, if they want the show – who am I to deny them?

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I also used my Mia to enter in Toy With Me Tuesday! Check out my entry and use the link to find others!

Sep 182012
 

The Sasha Grey Signature Swell Wand  is a versatile double ended dildo that has the ability to entertain those who are new to glass as well as sex toys in general. The black glass makes this piece a toy that can also become a collector’s ‘must have.’ Much like Sasha herself, this toy is far from ostentatious. Labeled as “the girl next door,” Sasha’s ability to blend in and be unassuming is mimicked in the Swell Wand’s discreet appearance.

Because the Swell Wand increases gently in size, it would make a nice toy for those interested in trying out glass for the first time. Considering that it’s dual-sided, those who prefer the “popping” sensation inside their vagina and against their G-spot would enjoy the larger, fuller side. Those not yet familiar with that feeling could begin experimenting with the smaller side, as well as have a toy that could grow with them.

The Swell Wand is about eight inches in length. Although there is no flared base, as long as you’re using the bigger end as a base, are very careful not to get the toy too slippery and let your ass eat the entire eight inches, it should be fine for regular anal play. Although it’s non-porous, remember to use a condom if sharing with a partner.

You’re going to get some great benefits from the material that the Sasha Grey Signature Swell Wand is made from. Pyrex glass is a hypoallergenic, non-porous, latex and phthalates free, food-grade material. Pyrex is also very renitent.  Although your toy is still glass, it’s not the same kind that you’re going to find in your Grandmother’s curio cabinet. Pyrex is more resistant to shattering. However, that doesn’t mean that it won’t. If you drop your pyrex toy and it does break, expect it to snap into large pieces. It won’t splinter into tiny shards, and you won’t be picking pieces of your dildo out of your bare feet. You do want to thoroughly check your pyrex toy for cracks or chips before you begin to play with it.

Another nice attribute of pyrex is the variety you get when it comes to lubrication. Silicone, water, and oil based lubes are all compatible with pyrex toys, so use your favorite. However, take into consideration that when it comes to using lube in conjunction with pyrex toys, you usually don’t need as much as you might think. Start off with a lesser amount than usual so that you don’t end up with a toy that’s way too slippery to enjoy.

If you prefer, the Swell Wand offers you the option of temperature play. Other than dropping your glass toy, extreme temperature change is the main reason that your glass toy will crack or break.  If you want to warm it up or cool it down, put your pyrex toy in a bowl of warm or cool water and let it sit. Once you’ve removed the toy and you’re ready to play, set the toy against the inside of your wrist to test its temperature. If it’s too intense for you it could do damage to sensitive body parts such as the genitals.

The Sasha Grey Signature Swell Wand is smooth and inflexible. Glass doesn’t bend. Steer clear of intense thrusting that could damage the cervix. There is also no texture or grab to it. Weighing in at 13.5oz., it’s heavier than the Wave Wand and the Classic (I’m not sure about the Icicles No. 8, as there’s no weight listed for it) – all which have very similar designs to the Swell Wand.

Named appropriately, The Swell Wand is an atypically shaped dildo. Its shape does slightly balloon or swell as you travel down the shaft. At the smaller end of the toy there’s a globular, round head with a circumference of almost four inches. It then shrinks down to a neck with a circumference that’s a little less than three inches before progressing into a wave that peeks at just above the four inch mark. The Swell Wand dips down again in circumference to exactly three inches, then balloons to four and a half inches, shrinks for the last time to a neck with a circumference of three inches before reaching its rounded end that has a circumference of a full five inches.

The Swell Wand that I received was in excellent condition. While I wasn’t able to find any design flaws while feeling the toy with my hands or body, I found it a bit unsettling that I couldn’t see inside the toy. Yes, the black is beautiful, unique, and a little intense, but when I’m looking for cracks, I need to see inside my toy. Maybe Doc Johnson could have gone with a more opaque version?

Cleaning and maintaining your Pyrex toy is fairly simple. You’ve got options. Antibacterial soap and water is a quick and easy option. Toy wipes or your favorite toy cleaner is acceptable as well. Put it in your dishwasher! (top rack – no dishes!) Boil it, but a good idea would be to put a small washcloth between the pot and the glass toy so that the glass doesn’t come in direct contact with the metal. Bleach it! Use a 10% bleach solution. Just remember that regardless what type of cleaning method that you use, rinse your toy really well before using it so that you don’t set your sensitive parts on fire.

Doc Johnson packed the Swell Wand tightly inside a sleek, black, cardboard box with a picture of the product on the front and a picture of Sasha Grey on both sides. It’s more like a like shadowy figure since the box is so dark, and although she’s dressed in her bra and panties, she’s not doing the nasty. The box has all the social media outlets for Doc Johnson: Twitter, Facebook, and Myspace. Is anyone still on Myspace? Unfortunately, there’s no bag to store the Swell Wand in and the box is best for recycling.

The Husband and I have used the Swell Wand in a few different and very orgasmic ways. I’m no stranger to glass and neither is he when it comes to my body and what it responds to. Because there’s no curve to this toy, I found it a bit more difficult to use it solo than some of my other toys. Not impossible, but I just didn’t prefer it. However, The Husband and have enjoyed it immensely as a couples toy!

He has penetrated me anally with the smaller ball while his tongue licked and sucked at my clit. I had an orgasm while I begged him to take it out and begged him to push it farther in at the same time. It was … wonderful torture!

I had a similar experience when he used the bigger ball to tease against and milk my G-spot until I squirted. He ran the Swell Wand over my G-spot, back and forth, popping it in and out of me until he had to hold me down to keep me from humping the toy!

Although The Husband and I do watch porn together from time to time, we usually go for a certain theme.  We’ve never been a huge fan of Sasha’s, but after using the Swell Wand, I feel as if she and I have become much closer.

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Aug 222012
 

A while back I had a slightly flirtatious and extremely short back and forth with a twitter follower. There’s nothing special about this certain follower. We don’t talk that often. I follow him. He follows me. We tweet occasionally. He made the comment about putting me over his knee. Maybe it was the right words at the right moment. I was expecting a package that day for my Njoy Pure Plug. I was anxious for it to come and had even mentioned it on twitter. Needless to say, I had anal on my mind. The exchange happened right before I decided to lay down and take a nap. Before I take naps, I’ll get off. A hard, nasty orgasm helps me sleep. What can I say, I love getting a dirty one in before a nap. I have no idea why. One other thing, before we move on – I’d been testing out the Pure Wand before writing my review for it.

So, all of that combined – and the next thing you know – I’m getting off to the thought of being spanked and fucked in the ass by one of my twitter followers. I mentioned in my Pure Wand review that one of that ways that I found most pleasurable to use it was laying on my side and humping it. Well, this little masturbation session was how I figured that out. Now, the only thing that could have made this better was if if I had already received my Pure Plug, because I really… really… wanted something in my ass while I was getting off.

I’ve had a recent issue with giving pain and wanting more of it for myself. (I wrote about that in I’m Rough on ‘Em.) I’m guessing that’s why the spanking that I received during my fantasy was more than just a normal spanking. It was harder, longer, and with much more intensity. This spanking wasn’t for me, it was for him. I loved it. My ass burned as he hit me, and I wanted more. I wanted him to continue until his fucking arm fell off. I hadn’t realized how long it had been since my last spanking. I was close to cumming, but I was still fixated on getting fucked in the ass. I wanted his cock there. It’s wonderful how a fantasy can just slip from one stage to another. That’s what mine did. My orgasm built when he entered my ass, but he wasn’t slow. He was much harder and rougher than I can take in real life. His hands spread my fat ass cheeks, still burning from abuse. I didn’t whimper or cry. I wanted him to fuck me. I wanted it as hard as he could give it. I’m much more brave in my fantasyland.

I humped the piece of hard steel that was shoved in my snatch while I slid my Mimi back and forth against my clit . When my body finally gave in, my cunt soaked the big ball of the Pure Wand and I grunted while my body seemed to curve around both toys and what they’d helped my fantasy create. It was one of the most vivid fantasies and orgasms that I’ve had in a while.

Aug 122012
 

I finally gave in and purchased a Pure Wand.

I can honestly say that it’s one of the most beautiful toys that I’ve ever owned. The Pure Wand is obviously a well-made sex toy. It’s one that you will have in your collection forever.  Although a little on the expensive side, its versatility makes it extremely exciting. It’s a toy that can be used for anal, clitoral, P-spot, and G-spot stimulation.  That’s exciting to a multitude of users because there’s always something new to do with it.

The Pure Wand is made completely of hypoallergenic, medical-grade, stainless steel that’s non-porous. This ensures that your toy will never degrade or corrode. As with all stainless steel toys, the material is extremely easy to care for.  For everyday cleaning, use toy wipes, toy cleaner, or even a bath with antibacterial soap and water will do;  just remember to wipe dry after cleaning, and don’t use anything abrasive against the toy as it will scratch its shiny, mirror finish.  You can boil or toss it in the dishwasher to sterilize the toy. I store my Pure Wand in its Njoy box. It’s perfect for storage and would be a wonderful box to use if you were gifting the Pure Wand to someone!

Given the fact that the Pure Wand is made completely of stainless steel, it’s very firm and unyielding. There’s no texture to this toy except for the Njoy name midway on the inside of the curved shaft. However, the lettering can’t be felt. The Pure Wand is smooth, so very little lube will be needed. However, feel free to use any type of lube you prefer. Water, silicone, or oil based lubes are all compatible with the Pure Wand. I always recommend Maximus, which is my favorite water based lube.

The basic shape of the Pure Wand is a semi-circle with two balls on either end. One ball is bigger than the other. If you measure the length from one ball to the other, you get about eight inches. If you measure along the curve of the shaft you have about 11 inches. The circumference of the larger ball is a little less than five inches, and the smaller one is a little over three inches. The Pure Wand is heavy; it’s 1.5 lbs. in total weight. That can take its toll on wrists and hands, but a solution to that is bathtub or pool use. Allow the water to help with play.

This is a unique toy, and since there’s so many different ways that it can be used, it’s important that you familiarize yourself with such a heavy and unyielding product inside and against your sensitive areas. Leaning back and rocking the toy or gently sweeping the toy from side to side once the ball is inside your vagina have both been pleasurable experiences for me. However, I think my favorite position is on my side, knees drawn up, using a ‘humping’ motion. While having one of the balls stimulate your G-spot, using a toy with vibrations on your clit may send you over the edge. However, I’ve also enjoyed the weight of the larger ball rubbing gently against my clit.

A few things to remember, the Pure Wand is cold when you first insert it, although it warms quickly to your body’s temperature. You can actually use this to your advantage and incorporate temperature play into some exciting sexual activities. You can warm the Pure Wand with warm or cold water.

Overall, the Pure Wand gets five stars from me. It’s well made, multifunctional, waterproof, and can even double as a weapon if some breaks into your home. What more could you ask from a sex toy?

Jun 122012
 

A while back I decided to take a trip down the road of stimulating, tingling, cooling, creams, lotions, gels… and whatever else I could find. There was one rancid G-spot cream that – swear to God… could kill a dead rat. Yet, a week later, someone wrote a review claiming that it was the best thing since sliced bread. Go figure. The best one I’ve tried so far has been the Rocket Body Balm. It’s actually made for men, but worked wonderfully for me.  There’s a female version called the Flower Body Balm that I haven’t tried yet and don’t see any reason to since I hear the male version is much better.

That’s NOT It!

I would never recommend this product to a soul. The ingredients in this product stopped me in my tracks.  If you’re looking for a safe product that stimulates, stay clear from here.

Pros:
+ Has a great information guide about the G-Spot
Cons:
- Horrible ingredients!
– Not body safe
– Runny consistency
“Ooooh! That’s it!” is advertised as a G-spot climaxing gel. Unfortunately, that’s not it. That product comes in a small, 1 fluid ounce tube. On the front of the tube it has a drawing of a feminine set of hips and legs, with a heart over the girly-bits. It says “Excite the G-spot.” On the back of the tube it has an ingredient list. I began my research with this list, as well as with the one listed on the product page. I usually include an ingredient list for any product that has one, but instead, I’m going to include a warning. Not only does this product include parabens and glycerin, but as I was researching the other ingredients that are in it, a good many of them showed up as toxin risks. That would also explain the extremely chemical smell that the product has.Example: Methylisothiazolinone and Propylene glycol

The back of the tube also has a warning for those with STDs or pregnant women not to use at all. It also warns that anyone who experiences any irritation should discontinue use and wash the affected area thoroughly.

After all the warnings, there are directions to apply a pea-sized amount to your G-spot after using the included “Find It” Guide in order to… find it. While the G-spot gel totally turned me off, the “Find It” Guide is something I wish I had copies of. Trust me, there have been a few men in my life that I would have loved to have given one of these to. This guide goes into great detail about the location, how to stimulate, what to expect from her stimulation, the best positions for stimulation, and diagrams of the G-spot. This guide is the highlight of everything that came in the package – product included.

During my research on the ingredients contained in the G-spot gel, I decided not to use this on my G-spot. However, I did use it on my clitoris. Unfortunately, the sensation was sad. It had a slight cooling effect for a few minutes and then, nothing. Each time, after testing, I washed it off immediately with a warm, wet washcloth.

I applied it to my hand and it absorbed into my skin nicely, but the consistency was more runny than gel-like.

Experience
Even as I was applying this to my clit, I was thinking “Why am I DOING THIS?” I just couldn’t get over the ingredients! This is not a body-safe product. Why did I even try it? I guess I was hoping that it would be amazing and send my clit straight to Orgasm City. No worries, that didn’t happen.The Husband came in just as I was finishing up with giving this gel a test run. He picked up the tube from the bedside table as I was getting up from the bed and heading to the connected bathroom to wash-up.

The Husband: Ooooh…. That’s it?
Me: Ooooh… That is soooo not it.
The Husband: I thought I was it.
Me: You are, Baby… you are.

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Jun 112012
 

Yesterday I wrote about my first sex toy. It was an inexpensive little thing. Today I want to tell you about Mimi. She’s a bit more on the luxurious side of toys… for me at least. I knew that I wanted a nice toy that would really get me off. I also knew that I had become very attached to my Marble slimline G. Mimi was very different looking than the old faithful Slimeline… but she was soooo beautiful, and everyone talked about how powerful she was.  I really wanted to make the jump from the cheaper toys to the more luxurious ones, and I’m still in the process of that. Mimi just happened to be the first one that I fell head over ass for.

I crank her all the way up and I can just reach my shallow G-spot that we’ve talked about. Since she’s shaped like a flattened out egg, I can drag her up to lap at my clit while she’s on her broad side. Some people like that pinpoint stimulation – just using the very tip of her on their clit or other erogenous zones, not me. Y’all know I like that long, slow, teasing drag from G-spot to clit, back and forth. The patterns and lower levels don’t excite me. I don’t even fool with ‘em. I just wan’t my ‘main drag’.  It does perform. It draws me up in a knot, starting with my abs and moving outwards. I think it’s a race between my clit and my G-spot – which one can cum faster. My Mimi turns me into a whore every …single …time.  I can’t say that I’m sorry, though. It’s been one of the best investments that I’ve ever made in a sex toy. 

If you desire luxurious clitoral stimulation, you’re looking at the right toy. Mimi can be your new, small, non-intimidating, user-friendly, best friend. Whether you’re using her for solo pleasure or during intercourse, she will perform with excellence. She is easily applied to the clitoris and vaginal area, either with just her tip or with a lapping motion for more coverage.

I wouldn’t recommend Mimi for anal use as there’s no flared base. However, teasing around the area as well as the testicals, up and down the shaft of the penis, and the perineum can all be alternative and pleasurable uses for this toy. Need a gentle massage? Mimi is powerful enough to relax sore neck and back muscles. Hello foreplay.

If you’re worried about being discreet, don’t be. Mimi’s vibrations, although powerful, are so quiet that roommates and passersby won’t have a clue that she’s being used. In a car, through a closed door, or even in the same room under the covers, she will go unnoticed even on her most powerful setting.

Mimi can be used in any number of locations. Since she’s waterproof, take her into the bath. Take her into the pool. Take her to a play party and pair her with a blindfold and a set of cuffs for some sensory and sensual play with your partner.

 

Material/Texture

Mimi is made of ABS plastic and smooth, soft 100% body safe silicone. Mimi’s silicone has anti-bacterial properties. It’s also a food-grade material, hypoallergenic, is latex free, non-porous, and phthalates free. All of these make this toy extremely body safe!

Mimi isn’t flexible, but she’s very smooth and velvety to the touch. In fact, your first instinct is to gently caress her. Shameless! There’s no smell at all to Mimi. If owning Mimi doesn’t excite you enough to get your juices flowing, then add a little water-based lube to help with any drag that you may feel.

Design/Shape/Size

Manufactured by Je Joue, Mimi is obviously a quality product. She is an opulent toy with her closures and buttons feeling very sturdy and well fitted. Mimi is very discreet in her appearance, looking more like a flat, oval egg instead of your run of the mill sex toy. She is small enough to fit into the palm of your hand, and her shape makes her easy to hold and maneuver. Her design is perfect for her many uses. She is 3 1/4 inches in length, 5 inches in circumference, 2 inches in diameter, and 3 inches in width.

She is rechargeable and powered by her magnetic cord. Simply plug the cord into the wall and magnetically connect the end directly to her buttons. The Je Joue heart will blink while your Mimi is charging. Once charged, the heart will stay fully lit.

Functions/ Performance/ Controls

Mimi’s vibrations are located at her very tip. Although the toy is small and the vibrations powerful, I don’t find my fingers becoming numb. She has five rumbly levels of vibrations.  Mimi also has five different patterns. They all pulse, one more quickly than the last.

The location of Mimi’s buttons are easily accessible along the bottom of the toy. There are two buttons. One is a “+” and one is a “-“. Holding down the “+” button for three seconds brings Mimi to life. The “+” button also allows you to cycle through all of the vibrations first, then the patterns. If at any point in time you decide to go back one level, simply press the “-” button. If at any point in time you decide to turn Mimi completely off, hold down the “-” button for two seconds.

Although, some people have complained about Mimi’s buttons being hard to push, I haven’t had any issues with them.

Care and Maintenance 

Cleaning Mimi is easy peasy. Antibacterial soap and warm water applied to a cloth is a simply way to clean this toy. Since Mimi is waterproof, there’s no fear of getting water where you shouldn’t. You can also use toy wipes. I use body wipes, too. Two birds, one stone.

Since Mimi is made of silicone, use only water based lubricants. Silicone lubes can break down your toy, and no one wants that.

Storing Mimi is very easy. She comes shipped to you in a nice box that will keep her away from other toys that could harm her. There’s also enough room to store her information booklet and power cord!

Packaging

Mimi’s black storage box is packaged in a purple, paper box for shipping purposes. That box is wrapped in cellophane. Je Joue even ships with quality! The purple box has limited information on it, but in five different languages.

The black, hard, cardboard box ties with a ribbon. Upon opening it, you will see the bed for your Mimi. Underneath, there is ample room for Mimi’s charger and the information booklet that comes with your toy. Everything is very tasteful and discreet.

EXPERIENCE

Mimi comes with a one year warranty from the date of original purchase. Your information booklet gives you more information as to what you need to do in order to use your warranty. This is very useful information. The first time I used Mimi by myself, I wasn’t sure how she was going to work. I’ve been using my Hitachi for so long, I was almost sure that I’d burned my clit out. I’d read great reviews about Mimi and I really wanted to step up to more luxurious toys, especially ones that were body safe. Since my clit is super needy, I cranked my Mimi all the way up and just began to massage myself with her. I was super stimulated – super fast. My nipples were hard and I was ready to orgasm WAY sooner than I expected.
While The Husband and I were having sex, I snatched Mimi off my bedside table. He had my legs over his shoulders and was very much enjoying that position. I turned Mimi on and slid her down to my clit. In no time, I squirted everywhere. Between the feeling of his cock and Mimi’s vibrations, it really put me over the edge.I really LOVE my Mimi.

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Jun 102012
 

I write a lot of erotica on here. I guess it’s about time to start talking more about sex toys. I’ve been over and over this in my head, trying to figure out how to bridge the gap. I figure that I’ll just start with the beginning. My first sex toy was actually a G-spotter called the Marble Slimeline G. Let me explain. I didn’t buy this toy with great hopes of magnificent G-spot orgasms. Hell, at the time, I didn’t know enough about sex toys to even know what the toy was for, but little did I know, it would turn out to be my best friend.

Let’s start with the fact that I just so happen to have a very shallow G-spot. When I say “shallow,” I mean that it’s closer to the opening of my pussy than to the back of it. The egg on top of the Marble Slimeline G was perfect for dipping in and popping back out of my pussy. Here’s another reason I loved that toy so much; I love to tease  myself. Any toy that will fluidly allow me to work its vibrations between my clit and my G-spot get’s a gold star in my book. The handle is long. The dial base is on top… and let’s be honest, all I care about is the highest vibration anyway. So, with the controls at my fingertips, I was able to stroke and enjoy the vibrations back and forth. I didn’t need any lube. As soon as it was under the covers with me, and I turned the dial-base on, I was on GO.  I was easily able to build myself up to climax with that fat , egg-head. I would hump and buck my hips until I’d squirt and ruin the sheets.

The Marble Slimeline G is made of plastic and it’s lasted for years. I’ve replaced batteries when the rumble starts to die down, but I’ve got no complaints here!  I consider myself a Hitachi girl and yet the Marble Slimeline G has gotten me off more times than I can count. It’s slender and simple, yet it works for me! Now that I’ve played with and experienced more toys, I have a better understanding of what works with my body. I also know what’s body safe and what isn’t. However, in the beginning, I think that it was just dumb luck that brought me and the Marble Slimeline G together. Thank God it did, though. I’ll admit, I’ve exchanged it for my Mimi, which I haven’t written about yet, but will. However, the  Marble Slimeline G will always have a place in my toy box! If you’re interested, I’ll let you read my review on it  – The Perfect G-spot Fit  – but keep in mind that this was my first review EVER!!! Don’t judge me.

My favorite thing about this toy is that it fits me wonderfully. I purchased it for a quick little ‘get me off’, and it works even better than I could have imagined. Although the bulbed head fits perfectly against my g-spot, thanks to the longer, thin handle, I can also slide it up to my clit and then right back down for some back and forth teasing action with extreme ease. The dial that controls the vibration levels are at the end of the handle and conveniently located right at my fingertips for easy adjustment.

It’s so smooth that it when it’s wet and slippery, it just glides right into those warm places that need it. This little toy has provided me with numerous gut-tightening orgasms. I’ve incorporated it with sex for extra clitoral stimulation and due to the thinness of the device, it’s quite easy to slip into whichever place you want it while in almost any position.

Clean-up is quick and easy due to the fact that it’s plastic. God knows I love a quick clean-up for any toy that I’ve purchased for quickie ‘me time’! I’m also digging the fact that it’s hypo-allergenic and latex free; two less things to worry about for those who do. Don’t forget: you can take it to the bathtub! Yep, it’s waterproof. Who doesn’t love a waterproof toy? I tend to be very wary about toys that ‘say’ they are waterproof, but so far, I haven’t had any problems with mine acting up after a good soaking.

My only complaint with this guy is that I wish the lowest level of vibration was a teeny bit lower. It would make the build-up to the other levels all that more supreme. Also, I can get momentarily forget myself and before I know it, the curve of the toy is inside me and facing the wrong way, but I chalk that up to slipperiness and excitement.

Jan 142010
 

What was your first experience with an erect cock?

Sweet, little, southern, Christian girl, straight home from cheerleading practice, sneaks her then boyfriend over for an hour or so before her Mom gets home from work.

I had on just a pair of black cotton panties and a white long sleeved button down shirt, all the buttons undone. I had taken off my own pants and my bra was gone before he’d even gotten there. I have always had nice, full tits, and I had known what I was doing in losing the bra. I just remember trying to plan everything so carefully. Oh God was I nervous!  When he got there he was instantly touching me, and I was on the couch, my Mom’s cream, floral couch, something my Grandmother had helped to pick out, no doubt. Here’s what I think of your couch, Grandmother, and not to mention overall floral prints, too.

He was on top of me, between my legs, and his cock was hard. He just had his underwear on, and we weren’t really looking at each other as much as he was attacking my face like a hungry animal, grabbing at my tits and not sure what to do with one when he had it, but when he did happen to graze a nipple I would hiss and arch, and he would freak for a nano-moment, seem not to understand, then go back to his activities. I could feel how hard he was. He was pressing against me and God he was so hard. I can remember how almost uncomfortable it  was for him to touch me.

I got up and asked him if he was thirsty and wanted something to drink. I walked into the kitchen. I was so ridiculous. Looking back, he is the most passive person in the world. But then, in my perfect little fantasy (yes, even then) my make-out sessions included a little more “I am Man, you are… Mine!”… I wanted a little wrist pinning, hands in the hair, snatching off the rest of my clothes and “taking it if you want it”. I guess I never thought about it that way, but had it been with the right person, I would have easily lost my virginity that day. Instead, I was way frustrated, so at some point I decided to make the best of it, and use it as a learning experience.

I slowed his kissing, sat him down, straddling him, took my time and just enjoyed him. Through my panties I could feel the pressure of his cock rubbing up against my clit, as I moved against him. I gently introduced him to my nipples, and I got off. Afterward, I reached inside his underwear and wrapped my hand around his cock. I had no idea what I was going to do. I’d never touched one before. Thank God I didn’t have much to worry about. Before my hand really even closed, he grabbed me tightly and blew with a loud cry that made me jump. It scared me, and I know I jerked his cock some. God knows how that felt.

I was just some chick who had no idea what to do or even what I was willing to do. I knew what I wanted, but was too afraid to say it.

I hope that answers your question… :)